Yes! Agree 100%. And the best spring rolls I’ve ever had were shrimp spring rolls in Siem Reap. The first dish I ate when I moved to Cambodia was fish amok, and it’s still a favourite. Also, lok lak. I love it so much that when I moved back to Canada, a friend and I named her new-born calf, Lok :)

I live in rural Southern Alberta. We have ‘funeral jeans.’

they romance at the painstaking pace of a snowflake’s graceful descent to the ground.

I laughed way, way, way too hard at ‘Mayo Sapien.’

Serpentine! Serpentine!

She’s basically an Avon lady. 

I laughed way too hard at that.

In Canada, we have a ‘Public Mischief’ charge, and considering this guy has a history of making bullshit calls to the police, ostensibly tying them up and reducing their response time if a real emergency occurs, he’d most likely get charged.*

I want them to adopt me. I’m older than them both, but do I care? I do not. 

he told me he was going to take me to look at the border patrol routes

I dunno; I hear we’re coming for your shoes. 

Thanks, friend. 

What does Eric... do? I’m not being facetious or arguing your point he should be arrested; I honestly don’t know what he does. Like, for his dad. Or anyone. Does he ‘work’ in the administration like Ivanka and DTJ? If SNL and late night comedians weren’t so brutal to him, I wouldn’t even know he existed. 

Her actions say far more about her than about me.

You’re a good egg. 

I have never heard that term before. ‘Virtue-signalling.’ Huh. Off to Google. 

Brava. 

It almost makes me feel bad for him. His piece-of-shit father has so successfully indoctrinated him into believing that he’s worth absolutely nothing without his dad, he constantly has to parrot who his father is to make himself feel some self-worth.

Jared?