Chip or Dale?

I mutter their names while I see your current government burn down your country.

The look on Kim’s face is everything. “Yessssss. Just like I taught you...”

Why can I only star this once?

I’m Canadian and I know who your founding fathers are. Don’t try that shit. Your correlation is dumb.

You’re a star.

You’ve cracked the inner workings of a dog’s mind. That could go on forever.

Oh my God. Like daggers in my heart.

You’re probably going to get this a thousand times, and I almost feel bad contributing, but, mostly, they’re warming up their muscles, getting a feel for the field under their feet (turf changes depending on weather, if it’s dry, or rained recently) ‘working out the kinks,’. You know. Sports man stuff.

I would buy Leninade and keep the can on my shelf.

I’m deeply ashamed to admit that this is my favourite thread of the day. From anywhere.

My son’s browser history tells me he would find that hysterical.

That took me a second. I feel shame.

Should I wait until it’s on On Demand and watch it safely in my own home?

I am honestly sorry to hear that.

I’m Canadian, so I have to...

I knew I should have put the smiley face at the end of that comment. Sorry, bud.

Sooooooooo... an actor?

Bruce Springsteen can use rescue beagles bringing him his lyrics/lines on placards tied to their collars if he damn well wants to.

You’re my fucking hero. And I am not being sarcastic. I never return anything because... I don’t even know why! I get anxious just thinking about it. So I have all this shit that cost us a ton of money we don’t have, just sitting around, making me feel guilty, until I give it away to my friends because I can’t stand…