Soooooo, I should take back the Scooby Doo socks?

anyone willing to kill for their ideology is a terrorist

At least it wasn’t a REAL terrorist

I was just trying to explain to a (male) friend why complaining about being ‘friend-zoned’ by women was dangerous and why modeling that behaviour for his children was not acceptable and he just wasn’t getting it. This article should help clarify things, thank-you.

Really easy since she’s not here to defend herself. Asshole (the cop, not you. You’re lovely).

Your gif game is strong.

I just bit my tongue thanks to you.

That... sounds like something I would like to try. Huh.

Any of those three from The Wizard of Oz would do, really, as Trump has no heart, no brain and no courage.

Oh, so did I. It just shocked me when notorious non-cryer, Mr. DEB, did. Twice. Once with Professor X and then at the end. I think even our kid teared up, and our nickname for him is, “My little, green-blooded, Vulcan bastard.”

I just spent almost a year getting chemo treatments for stage four ovarian cancer and dealing with all the glory that comes with that. So I know EXACTLY how you feel. I’d live in a tent in somebody’s fucking back yard if I were just 100% healthy again.

My guess? ‘Bodyguards.’ Because they’re sooooooooo famous and soooooooo important. And to stop anyone from getting close enough to CashMeOutside Girl to actually hit her when she’s inviting people to come at her.

You fucking made me cry. Fucking punk.

My husband teared up during Logan. Didn’t cry at our wedding or when our son was born, but Logan? Yup.

This is our dog, Farley. His tongue is out because he was licking the bees off the cherry blossoms in our backyard. Licking the bees.

So drunk. I would have to be so drunk...

First, the Mommy loves the Daddy verrrrrrry much...

You could have ended your post after your first sentence and I still would have wanted to star it eight thousand times.

I don’t see u guys going after white men

Six years of sobriety is amazing. Congratulations!