What would Barba do?

Math is hard.

I see what you did there. I like it.

YES

So those long blue gloves on Inauguration Day weren’t because of inclement weather, then. Well played, Melania.

It’s probably the first time she’s voluntarily touched him in years.

Is it like an Easter egg hunt? Or is there a small hill they roll the eggs downs and the kids chase them? I have no idea.

That’s because they let her out of the house.

“Who’s the best little diaper bomber? You are! Oh yes you are! Got your nose. I got it!”

I think that’s genius

I can see it being a good chance to sock away some savings and pay down substantial student loan debt for a few years, an opportunity most recent graduates wouldn’t have. It sounds almost ideal.

You think there’s going to be a “far into the future” that isn’t a post-nuclear, apocalyptic wasteland? Optimist.  

Centre d’Holocaust.

Goddammit. Here’s your star. Take it...

I have never loved you more than I do right now.

Sadly, now I want lemonade. Dammit.

She’s so... shiny.

What. The fuck. Is that?

It’s the weekend; isn’t that where he always is?