Oh, I want her to get out and hope she does. That guy is a loathsome prick. I was just saying that, “I did it so she can too,” is an unfair statement because, clearly, we’re talking about two different people in two radically different situations. And that is literally all I said. In fact, I said you had strength.

I don’t deserve you, you beautiful soul

I doubt there are other Conservative pro-choicers. 

Not today, presh. Not to.day. (I’ve been rocking these jim-jams since Saturday night. All the ambition and ‘give-a-shit’ has been knocked out of me) But, I appreciate the kindness ❤️ You’re one of my favourite things.

Fitz!

Lovely!

“He’s especially good at expectorating!”

I literally got chills.

Awesome.

Oh, cheezits; thank-you. I’m mom to a son who’s autistic, so it’s triple the fun. Every once in awhile some well-meaning soul says something along the lines of, “You’re doing such a great job with him!” (it always comes out condescending as shit. Like he’s a particularly naughty puppy and I’ve just got him to…

Poop. It makes one an expert on poop.

To this day, “Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!” remains not only my favourite lyric in any Disney song, ever, but quite possibly, one of my favourite lyrics ever written, period.

Did you ever see Saved? (you totally should; it’s fabulous. Mandy Moore is a deliciously awful bitchy Christian teen queen bee) This is covered.

You’re Calgary? I’m Strathmore!

Ssssssssshhh. They don’t need to know we’ve been infiltrating their border for years.

I like you.

Uuuuuuuussssssssssss!

Oh, you!

Criticizing anyone for not having the strength you do is unfair.

You’re perfect.