A flight suit from Armageddon?

I vaguely remember looking at eclipses in grade school by seeing the reflection of it on a paper plate. Never has something so cosmically impressive seemed so lame.

"So you came back to die with your Cloud City?"

My Life in The Ruins of Dantooine

Who's The Boss, Y'all?

Anyone interested in this truckload of unsold Beary Johnson teddy bears. It comes with a Mt. Everest playset!

Presidential: adj, est. 1776, ended 2017.

Though considering Trump hired a Carl's Jr./Hardee's exec, maybe old GoDaddy ads are the only way to get his attention. Can we get Danica Patrick to do an ad saying that Nazis are bad?

Big fans of Vincent D'Onofrio's character in Men in Black!

Telling me 10 years ago that Teen Vogue would be a respected bastion of journalism now would be like finding out that Tiger Beat had turned into a powerful force in anti-animal cruelty legislation. I'm very pleasantly surprised.

I sincerely doubt any teens saw The Circle. I don't care that Emma Watson was in it, that movie looked way boring for adults, let alone Generation Fidget Spinner. Don't these kids know the only cool, sexy movie about a potentially evil tech magnate is Anti-Trust!

But it had Hulk Hogan!

Common Core Math got weird in North Korea.

That Life on Mars finale is an all-time bonkers way to end a show. I too enjoyed the show, despite it often falling short of what it could have been, as a '70s soundtrack, Harvey Kietel and Michael Imperioli's moustache went a long way to being entertaining. That brawl with the gangsters set to Whiskey in the Jar is…

"Nothing interesting happened to Harlequin."-slightly misspelled movie review of Suicide Squad

"Beaton's firearm, a Walther PPK, jammed…"

"This fall…Anthony Michael Hall is…The Boy Jones!"

Digger is such a weirdo. He's just so fussy and particular…but given how Lorelai acted on their date, maybe they were meant for each other more than I thought.

This is a very important message from our President: Don't forget the true victims of hate crimes…the people committing the hate crimes.

Netflix: "Can we maybe hang on to some of the Marvel/Lucasfilm stuff?"
Disney: "Oh yeah, sure….hehehehe."
(Dump truck backs up to Netflix HQ, dumps out hundreds of copies of Howard the Duck, Red Tails and Strange Magic)