"I could not let a Civil War happen. If I were to begin a war, it would have no civility in it."

90 minutes of him kicking guys with guns and breaking their arms sounds pretty fun.

Scenes From a Billy Joel Political Statement

(Creepy CNN brass band song that Ted Turner wanted to play when the Apocalypse starts suddenly begins playing)

A shopping dog???

Southpaw is a thing of beauty. Rusev's turn as lovable farmer Big Bart, fighting for all the southern countries, is amazing. Season 2 drops any minute now!

Semi-competitive kind-of-sports television shows are my weakness and I don't care if anyone else likes them.

Yup. It sounds so ridiculous to be invested in a scripted sport with simulated contests with writers that have about a 10 percent success rate. But when it works, it works big time. Daniel Bryan's Wrestlemania 30, Sami Zayn staying true to himself and beating Neville for the NXT title, AJ Styles showing up and owning…

I'm seeing double here…10 Current/Former Weekend Update Hosts!

"So sad to see the people of Baghdad take down beautiful statue of Saddam. How will they ever remember history if statue not there to remind them? No other way to remember murdered and imprisoned friends and relatives other than statue. Sad."

Meyers' reference to Trump's "brain disease" is interesting to me. It can simply mean that, following the line of reasoning that you've already called him out as a racist, that prejudice and racism are a disease of the mind.
But there's also this increasing feeling that some thing is mentally wrong with the man.…

He and Colbert really have come in to their strengths by being able to go more political. And people have been craving more of that and less "Fun Time Game Hour" since November.

The beard definitely gives him a "Guy Who Played the Soup Nazi as a Saddam Hussein stand-in on Arrested Development" vibe.

"You take down the Confederates, you best not miss."

An Omar Little statue with a box of honey nut in one hand and a shotgun in the other?

Kimmel isn't my favorite from night to night, but when he gets serious about something, it's believable and real. The episode about his son's heart condition earlier this year was absolutely gut-wrenching. And he brings out here just absolute and complete frustration with a man who has gotten too many shots to be…

I love Say Anything and, as much flack as the boom box gesture gets, Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes always works for me as a song that's sentimental, but not sappy or schlocky. It also works that it's a callback to them hearing the song on the radio earlier.

If being the only restaurant in Dillon, TX didn't draw people to Applebee's, I don't know what will.

Maybe someone can throw together a Logan's Run reboot before the end of the year and make it a three-way race.

A lot of things convinced me I want to see this…but honestly all I needed was Daniel Craig looking like Cody in Street Fighter Alpha 3.