Thank you. I had to headcanon that at ‘Frost getting much stronger’.

They have the Flash but no flush.

We were there maaaaan. At Boiler Room. The we lost Kurt, and Tupac, and Boiler Room.

That was clearly meant to hide a bump.

Hey HEY do NOT question Sarah Jane’s 70s fun oufits! She was adorable.

Nothing, as long as the White Lightnin’ strikes ‘em blind, I guess.

The Pence crowd is more about the snake-handlin’ than the communion wafer eatin’ anyhoo.

Are you confusing it with Guten Bourbon, the ones with the Todd Chavez ads?

And I swear the dubbing actress for the gal in Pod People who is all bummed she can’t get a guy also dubs the love interest in a Rifftraxed film by the same director, the abysmal Supersonic Man.

I’m surprised. I figured half the Trumpkins drank corn squeezins they done filled up at Granpappy’s still out by the crick yonder, and the other half - the chinos and white shirt tiki marchers - only drank Bud Light, Fireball, and mimosas.

That’s great Iggy Plop. Now how about you go do a duet with Rob Van Winkle and shut the fuck up.

I would love to identify the voiceover actor for him, because he VO’d some other film that was either on Cinematic Titanic or the new season of MST3K, or possibly even Rifftrax. And now it’s driving me nuts trying to remember what it was.

I’m just to come out and say it, I enjoy Operation Double 007. And I think it’s kind of funny that the recent Shout Factory release of it in a box set of MST3Ks labels it ‘Operation Kid Brother’.

Oh jesus, the fat redneck sherriff. Yes, he beats out the homophobic stereotype assassins from Diamonds are Forever, who at least had some funny lines.

Certainly not the gun nut who murdered people in Vegas. Nooooo not a gun nut at allll.

Great, then we stop making ammo legal to civilians other than musketballs.

Hey, if cracker snowflakes are that candyass that they can’t hand reasonable constraints on gun control without threatening to murder us, they need to leave the US and go live in the sun.

Let it break the country then. Fuck the ‘conservatives’. They’re already tearing the country down.

It was Texas. They let guns everywhere.

He likes to wear mittens, he’s got a deviated septum!