I’m not a lawyer either, just a historian, but I would think that her pardon is basically saying ‘I admit I did something wrong but I was mindfucked into it’, she didn’t try to say “oh i did nothing wrong” like this little slugshit Arpaio is arguing.

YES. God dammit YES I am so glad this happened. The pardon was unconscionable to begin with, but a presidential pardon is a legal acceptance of guilt, that’s what the fucking law says. (Edit: basing that on Burdick v US, 1915) It means it happened, you did it, but you get off.

It’s the latter, he will lie and smear for Trump no matter what.

By enabling Trump, he’s helping move us toward Gilead, where his dream of women being sacred shall be made whole. I mean, fuck America, right General? Defending Trump is more important than America.

Steve Miller got there first. Abra, abracadabra, aaaand the rest of the lyric gets creepy in this situation.

Did she date him or something? Eesh.

What’s this ‘we’ shit? I voted for Hillary but Sanders overall represented a less Wall Street owned view. For the DNC to double down on corporatism rather than recognize the real move away from it in their voters is some serious bullshit.

Fucking THANK YOU.

Sure, we shoud just get inline behind our corporate betters the DNC picks for us instead. We’re the bad guys here for wanting representation in the party.

Wow, what a bunch of fucking corporatist scum.

They’re Klebbs, sent special to Melanie from Russia with love.

I certainly don’t want riots or anything. So I hope Dick there suffers a sudden stroke mid-morning-shit and is permanently wheelchair-bound, mute, drooling, and in tears.

Why is he afraid of anti-fascists, is he a fascist who should be afraid of Captain America?

If you’re a Christian or a Republican before you are an American, you’re not an American. You’re a cultist and a sicko and a threat. And you need to leave. Go build some Bioshock game city and rot in it.

Pictured: Kevin James out of makeup.

So fridging from comics leaps to shitty sitcoms. Great.

So is the sign for the park just bikedouche central for hanging bikes on to go fuck? Stay classy, quicksilvers.

Yep. And for those of us losing our hearing? Fuck podcasts. Fuck them right in the pod.

They are. In the Democrats’ case the rapey asshole is a donor, and while ther eere deacdes of people turning a blind eye in business and politics both, now that it’s out the Dems are dumping him and his money.

Skipped through it. No thanks! But hey, The Church has a new album coming out, I’ll get that.