Well there it is, the most vapid pos I’ve read fluffing “professional videogame players on the internet” this year. What are you, Access Hollywood? ‘Popular star is just like little people!’

Your secret’s safe with us.

It should be ‘deepest condolences’. ‘Warm’ is used with joyful emotions.

Of course he did. Jesus, this country now...

Moon landing? Piece of cake compared to that little island in a big ocean.

Nah. Obama specifically backed down on even trying for the federal option. He stopped fighting for it or even speaking about it or pushing for it. Just like he handed concessions on tax cuts, offshore drilling, a pay freeze on federal workers, etc.

The federally run insurance option to compete with private insurers that he touted to Dem voters, for one. Sorry you slept through 2009 I guess? You missed Obama letting Chuck Grassley kill that idea even though Dems could have had the votes for it. Maybe go back and read about the time you were oblivious?

Oh honey. No. Don’t embarass yourself by defending concessions.

That’s true, we can’t let the perfect be the enwmy of the good. But we also need some Democrats with a fucking spine who aren’t just neolib triangulators who give away the store to the GOP, like Obama did throughout his first term. And like Clinton did much of his presidency.

“...the aqeuducts?”

Would that be the 1 giant piece of shit that Rover left near the vegetables in the grocery store the other day?

Jesus didn’t own a car. Or a boat. He walked everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

Go get a big ol Chilton manual from 2o years ago, rip out all the pages, and divide them into two piles. Eat one pile and shove the other pile up your ass. Then duct tape the front and back covers of the manual to form the blinders you desparately crave to hide most of the world from your field of vision.

Of course not, don’t be silly. Let’s Kickstart a paradigm-shattering algorithym that will make a robot to read for us.

Or, you could learn what the words in the headline mean.

Well we all know how well he listens to rules he is told. And of course the Repubbles in Congress will SURELY censure or even call him out for this, considering how they are TOTALLY not spineless treasonous cowards...right?

This is all turning into the Men at Work video for “It’s a Mistake”, you realize.

Suh, that is Jefferson Bocephus Wilberforce Pepperpot Amnesia Beuaregarde Foghorn Leghorn Sessions thuh THUHD to you, suh!

Nah,the excuse is that it’s from Fuckstain’s private acct not @potus so it’s ok. Still, what a candyass little crybaby he is.

Welp, there ya go, it’s official, I won’t salute the flag anymore. Not that I am in such a position often. But yeah, fuck the flag, fuck this KKKeebler elf, fuck Cheeto Benito, just ... fuck ‘em. Fuck em right in their neoMcCarthyite empty soul holes.