What is her problem? Is she some Phyllis Sclafly devotee left over from the 80s? Or is she on the Trump pro-sexual-assault bandwagon too and just loves sexual predators?

Can we at least bring back the ducking stool?

Yes, there’s New York, but a pardoned individual can no longer plead the 5th about the issues in a criminal case for which they were pardoned, as the pardon renders that case closed. They can also be charged with perjury after the pardon, as it is a new crime.

I refer to the average rightwing news fan as “Jimmy Ray Fuckballs”. Picked it up from an old friend who has a whole comical ‘dirtball ‘Murrica’ routine.

While I will never speak ill of Paul Winchell’s voice acting, my internal and external evil cackle is that of The Monarch.

Accepting a pardon means acceptance of guilt and would deny him the right to keep quiet upon questioning thereafter. That’d be a thing.

Surely no innocent person would flee! Time to watch the airports I guess. Or just arrest him now.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

And a speck of brain.

If Princess Ratmask isn’t there to help when he sundowns, Melanoma has to turn off the TV and go help in her place.

What is that adorably foul mouthed bunny from? I must know!

Really? Not Imelda Marcos?

Presenting the First Lady of the Night.

Oh you sick wonderful bastich.

Except touch him. She has opera gloves and tweezers for his weekly handies.

Well luckily for her, all she has in head is a cartoon of a bag with a dollar sign on it. Or more likely a ruble sign.

It’s South Carolina. This is just ‘What I Done Did On Mah Summer Vay-Cay-Shun Y’all’.

Apologists for neoKlan fascist maniacs, complicit in the continuing strangulation of the very fabric of our previously flawed nation turned oligarchical dictatorship? PR mop-up man for a mentally ill and rapidly degrading sexual predator with senile dementia and access to enough nukes to crack the planet in half? A…

My apologies. :) I read ‘shelwood’ as some mix of ‘Sheldon’ and ‘Elwood’. But yay, Split Enz! I’m a huge fan.

Every time i see that video it’s like the wind is blowing through the tress, saying “...Lowenstein... Lowenstein...”.