Oh, suddenly you’re a progressive? And you need the support of progressives elsewhere? To fix your problems? Well maybe you shouldn’t tell us progressives to ‘sit down and shut up’ or ‘calm the fuck down’ when we stand up and resist the bullshit of the GOP more loudly than you do.

I get it, you’re embarassed you didn’t understand political analysis beyond ‘make sure not to criticize the right too hard, triangulate and capitulate’. Well, you can learn. And you can learn what’s really at stake.

Oh sweetie, you gotta stop BEFORE you hit the cliff’s edge, not when you’re falling. This isn’t a Road Runner cartoon.

Why do I say ‘fuck it, jettison Texas’? Probably because Texas is such a fucking shithole of arrogant asshole right wing anal fissures as to give us Dubya and Rick Perry, while also openly mewling about reserving the right to secede when a black man dared be elected President.

Bow howdy ah tell yew what gotta support them poor whahht folks in rural Arlen with their economic insecurity. Run to the right Dems, Texianicalisms tell us that’s the way to win! Don’t dare insult the GOP politicians or their neofascist policies! Also, would it kill ya to be anti-abortion-rights?

And for some reason I like the idea of Texas not being a state, too! Let’s work to get back to that.

Pretty good actually, showing people the real threat of the GOP helps encourage them to fight against encroaching fascism.

Oh yes I’m sure that wiser heads like you can win Peace In Our Time from the GOP.

Right, you’ll bring it back after Texas is burned to ashes by global warming and nuclear war caused by subhuman pigfucking neonazi Republicans. Right? Because Republicans are gonna kill us all, themselves included.

I think you’re just gonna float around and say “do what now”.

Then cut them out, remove them from the civil churches of ‘good’ Jeebusites, force them to leave by loudly and publicy defending the people the bad cultists harass.

Bye now! Be sure to freak out and Breitbart yourself into a coronary the next time someone makes a short pun about your inability to carry on a conversation at an energy level below ‘fury’!

Oh dear, you’re angry. Oh wait, you’ve been constantly angry this whole time! Funny how you keep replying even after dismissing it, which means your reply and mine are not dismissed.

No, that’s not it. You’re a hyperaggressive pissant who went on a Miller/Huckabee-Sanders/Conway style ‘FAKE NEWS’ tirade picking apart a poorly explained headline in a clearly overly sensitive attempt to separate the Orange Idiot and the Red Square in the optics. It was full on ‘doth protest too much’ when you…

Sorry kiddo, I just wanted to push your buttons because you started out here throwing an unhinged-political-opportunist-level temper tantrum, political stance notwithstanding. Just funny seeing you rave while defending a stupid political decision that also has Russia tangentially related.

National Biscuit Company, ya know.

Uh oh, someone’s having a tantrump... need a nap?

Didn’t say there was just one. Just noting once again that Trump’s an accused pedophile.

No. All the witches I know are nice, sweet middle aged gals who garden and teach yoga.

Sicko jesus freak cultists gonna sick.