Wow, their family tree really is a hybrid from the genus Uglius Stickus.

Donald Trump is orange, not white.

That’s not ‘huddles’ with Ivanka. It’s not even ‘cuddles’. It’s ‘diddles’.

Don’t talk about our White House, Martha. Er, Donald.

There is only one F in spina bifida.

And his boneitis medication.

I can read, so I read his rap sheet on the county website. Lots of arrests. I read websites about players in the community refusing to play him because he has a history of violence.

Oh sweetie, I finished college before you were born.

He’s got a record of more than just this one assault.

Justification already exists in the pattern of his unhinged actions. Better to not give him a chance to attack someone in a fit of rage when he loses a match or gets trash talked.

Oh cry me a river, pantywaist. Lots of people with violent criminal pasts are excluded from certain jobs. This nutjob psycho isn’t entitled to his career of choice. Maybe if he hadn’t assaulted people...

I am giving you consent to go fuck yourself.

Show ourselves out, lol. Make me, antichoicer.

And fuckstain Noor is conveniently refusing to speak to investigators. He probably knows he’s gonna get the chair.

Oh jeez that sucks, i’m so sorry! You are justified in saying fuck this movie.

That boy needs therapy!

I looked at it and thought “Is Dexter ill, Mrs. Fishpaw?”

Sure, just let him attack someone at an event and mop up the blood and broken teeth later and cover it uo and make excuses!

So because he hasn’t hurt anyone at an esports event, it’s OK.

1. Saying ‘due to your history of violence you cannot play pro esports in our league’ is not bullying.