Idk why they needed Johnny Ive to design a turntable that looks like a mildly updated Thorens turntable...which you can buy on ebay for around $1500.

Take your facts and logic somewhere else, this is the internet!

Cognitive dissonance actually burns calories. Who knew?

It’s like chickens campaigning for Col. Sanders. Makes no goddamn sense. 

I honestly did not realise Mattel had bought out Matchbox (they’ve owned it since 97)

I mean really the guy had some good stuff and should have aged into even more good stuff but when Trump came along he let the crazy out from under the hood.

I’m sorry to here that Jimmy Caviezel is nuttier than squirrel shit.

Yep. They existed but were uber-rare and only for specialized use, it seemed.

I’ll say it as its so super obvious but to me its the whole Bro-Dozering of all trucks now. Doesn’t matter if its a Tacoma, Ranger, Silverado or whatever. Its so god-damned tiring too. Because most of it looks like things that high school kids would think looks bad ass. Except its most grown adult men driving these…

The Justice League Snyder Cut is the only 4 hours movie that didn’t feel like a 4 hour movie.

Seriously, cutting off the news feed through FB is not the threat that Zuck thinks it is. At least not to Canadians.

Exactly. No matter what, this bill will make things slightly better for Canadians.

“Facebook doesn’t like it” is really all I need to know to support it.

Oh noes, I might have to get my news information from reputable sources and only use Facebook for staying in touch with my grandma, noooooo... -_-

Cry me a river while we play the world’s smallest violin.

“Big DeSantis Energy”

Apple doesn’t care. A thousand wrist-slaps from a judge are well worth crushing unionization efforts for them.

Hey Scalito: the fact that you complained about the free accommodations and food does not make them “modest” or “homestyle,” it just makes you a corrupt and ungrateful shit.

This is what happens when you don’t rake the forest enough...

As someone with a pretty deep knowledge of comic book lore, I can tell you, it doesn't make them better.

Honestly, grocery-getting and running to soccer practice shouldn’t *require* a car.