Hey Scalito: the fact that you complained about the free accommodations and food does not make them “modest” or “homestyle,” it just makes you a corrupt and ungrateful shit.

This is what happens when you don’t rake the forest enough...

As someone with a pretty deep knowledge of comic book lore, I can tell you, it doesn't make them better.

Honestly, grocery-getting and running to soccer practice shouldn’t *require* a car.

i’ve been breathing in smoke for about a month now.. good times.

Yeah the fact that Boebert accepted the results of a scientific test is the most shocking part of all of this.

Her toddler children will be only attending “woke college” over her “dead body.”

You missed an opportunity to stick it to the Supreme Leader by titling this article, “Kim Jong Un can’t get it up.”

Can this be translated? Obviously, there is no editor reviewing this word salad.

I think I saw one of these on Aliexpress for $999999.95

“Irish low-cost carrier helped develop the C919 but has placed an order for the aircraft.”

I have a feeling we’re going to be seeing a lot more shithead on shithead violence over the coming year.

Tide goes in, tide goes out, can’t explain that!

I mean, a tenth of zero IS zero!

MORE ATTENTION FOR THE ATTENTION WHORE!

Seems to me the only people injecting politics into Nasa are Cruz and Nelson in this BUDGETARY committee hearing. 

I’m so........tired of all of this

The nice thing about the phrase “with all due respect...” is that it is accurate, even when none is due.

Elon Musk makes billions of dollars a year working. Nearly no one else does. Is that morally wrong?

Please Universe, remove this man from this time line.