“Edam up, yum!”

WTF is up with Kinja? I feel like I’m in fucking Groundhog Day or some shit.

Ask a skim head,
Anything you want to,
They won’t answer,
They can’t talk

Oooh Dairy me!

Jack, this colby the start of a beautiful friendship...

But not homo. kthx

He can do butter.

Oh gouda! I was worried I bleu it.

Clo Clux Clan

skim heads

also, skim.

I hate everything about this

an injured Willis Reed unexpected limps out of the players tunnel and, as the crowd goes wild, totally kicks Nolan’s ass.

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

That is disgusting behaviour and I’m glad Messing named.

Poor hubby....or maybe he’s in to that kind of thing?

Sean Spicer is going to have an aneurism any day now, right? He always seems like a man on the brink of major collapse.

When I heard myself nodding to Mitch McConnell’s response — just an excerpt that was broadcast on NPR — and thinking “yes; that makes sense,” I realised how far we have fallen. Mitch McConnell as a voice of reason in the face of lunacy.

Wooden nutcracker