My second ex (don’t ask, and SHE was the doctor) had a bariatric procedure done by a local plastics guy. She was left with a horrific scar all the way from her sternum to her pubic symphysis as a result of this twit having left his wife (or having his wife leave him) when he was caught boinking his receptionist. His…

Are you able to tell if any of them are driving Porsches? Do they have wine collections or spouses that are WAAAY out of their mitochondrial league?

Thanks for that link!

I can tell you from long, practical experience, this is 100% true. If a doctor EVER gives you financial advice, run. It’s either founded in bullshit or illegal. Or both. 

No,the plane is TINY! It’s like a plane for ANTS!!!

Um...not a wagon. It’s a hot hatch with a press agent. You’d be hard pressed to get two baguette and a croissant in there. 

I have the movie program too, and saw it in Cinerama. When the car rolls up the side wall, my head almost came off my neck. Cinerama was perfect for the split-screen shots. 

Don’t forget the ZF transmission. Hard no. 

In the ER we call them Donorcycles. 

A friend of mine had a lime-green Asteroid back in the day. He had to keep changing gas stations, because everywhere he went, the thing spewed oil everywhere. If he filled up, by the time he left the station there was an Exxon Valdes oil slick under it. He had to keep a 6-pack of Castrol in the trunk.

ANYWHERE north of 54.

If only there was a vaccine against billionaires and shitty cars.

“But I’ve got too much money. So I don’t need any other money. We don’t need to raise any funds. We don’t need to take mums and dads money,...”

If you think Orange Jesus would use any of that money to pay his bills, you haven’t been following along. It’s all about OPM...other people’s money. And when that fails, declare bankruptcy. He’s been doing it his whole....career?

Waiting to see the 1/2 billion “Bail Out Fat Donnie” line item on a Foundation cheque soon.

Loss of life aside, there’s a dark, bitter little piece of me that is smiling at this whole story. Does that make me a bad person? 

FINALLY! A TOYOTA I WANT!!!

This one’s been neutered. It will still, however, piss all over your garage if it’s upset. 

I’m surprised he didn’t shoot the tree. Like, a LOT!

Or go on patrol with firearms?