Um...not a wagon. It’s a hot hatch with a press agent. You’d be hard pressed to get two baguette and a croissant in there. 

I have the movie program too, and saw it in Cinerama. When the car rolls up the side wall, my head almost came off my neck. Cinerama was perfect for the split-screen shots. 

Don’t forget the ZF transmission. Hard no. 

In the ER we call them Donorcycles. 

A friend of mine had a lime-green Asteroid back in the day. He had to keep changing gas stations, because everywhere he went, the thing spewed oil everywhere. If he filled up, by the time he left the station there was an Exxon Valdes oil slick under it. He had to keep a 6-pack of Castrol in the trunk.

ANYWHERE north of 54.

If only there was a vaccine against billionaires and shitty cars.

“But I’ve got too much money. So I don’t need any other money. We don’t need to raise any funds. We don’t need to take mums and dads money,...”

If you think Orange Jesus would use any of that money to pay his bills, you haven’t been following along. It’s all about OPM...other people’s money. And when that fails, declare bankruptcy. He’s been doing it his whole....career?

Waiting to see the 1/2 billion “Bail Out Fat Donnie” line item on a Foundation cheque soon.

Loss of life aside, there’s a dark, bitter little piece of me that is smiling at this whole story. Does that make me a bad person? 

FINALLY! A TOYOTA I WANT!!!

This one’s been neutered. It will still, however, piss all over your garage if it’s upset. 

I’m surprised he didn’t shoot the tree. Like, a LOT!

Or go on patrol with firearms?

I’ll just leave this here....Definitely worth the read if you fly at all.

Thank you! What NOBODY has done in this is actually talk to the NHTSA to find out why they haven’t been able to get it done. Not that they could actually tell you, because they’re probably in fear of angering the MTGs of this world who think they should just shut NHTSA down because SHE never wore seatbelts as a kid and…

Audi, too. I have it on my 03 Allroad and 07 A4. 

Jesus, 4 cars in and when I call Audi all I get is treated badly. 

You need two cars, one the Massie, the other, a tow truck to follow behind, picking up bits...and you when it finally craters.