The Three-second rule.
Find a spot that the car in front of you has just passed. Count to three. If you have passed that mark before getting to three, you are TOO FUCKING CLOSE!

Which brings up a whole new question of How is it Japanese cars cost less and are built better? What’s up with the car makers and the unions???

...and I wouldn’t be caught dead in any of those. And if I were caught in one, I might BE dead.

That’s what Bolivian Marching Powder is for!

Preach, brother!

Don’t really understand how he’s on the short list. Virtually everyone in the audition process was better than he was. My money is on Chelsea Handler. She was hysterical.

Looking at the picture at the top, this is a cautionary tale of what years of non-stop video gaming will do to you!

Lost all WHAT respectability???

Exactly what I was thinking. 

Hopefully live and in colour!

“Hip-Hip-Replacement! Hip-Hip-Replacement!”

My money is on a glioblastoma. All the cool Repuglicans have one. 

Ensure can only do so much.

Forget it, Splinter...it’s Kentuckytown. 

Or at least get a goddamn physical with a psych workup. 

I don’t understand Musk’s Fitzcarraldo-like obsession with this FUGLY mutt! It’s a technical impossibility, NOBODY wants one and it’s taken so long to get off the ground it might as well be the automotive Spruce Goose.

The news sites have been promoting their apps as a replacement for FB, but as one commenter mentioned, I think the use of FB as a news medium is over-rated.

Well anything Graham Yost does is OK by me, that’s for sure, but I’m on, I think episode 8 of season 1 and damn! It’s getting frustrating waiting for something to happen! I get the feeling they’ve padded the SHIT out of this thing. 

Y’know what, fuck the haters: I’m looking forward to this game, principally because I like getting immersed in a game, especially as rich as this one looks, and taking the time to poke around. I don’t care about my body count, I just want a visually and aurally stimulating environment to explore. 

Manufacturers looked at the cars people were buying...suvs, minivans, small trucks and said...”Let’s build high-end pickups and tiny cars that would look more at home at a Ringling Brothers show.”