My wife’s an accountant. She works for an engineering company. She once had to describe her job as a Money Engineer to get them to realize that she wasn’t an expense, she was actually making them money.

“...The second issue involves hundreds of feet of protective tape used to insulate the wiring harnesses inside the Starliner vehicle, which were found to be flammable...”

Man, you guys are gluttons for punishment! Deep Woods Off after washing. Done-zo. Yes I have to re-apply after I wash it, but that’s 30 seconds. 

“X, the last Twit on Earth”

Other than Mothers products, nothing touches my car, except for This One Weird Trick:

Matt is MARRIED? I didn’t even know he HAD a sister!

I regret I have but one star....

The Kardouchians only if they were running an intergalactic body shop and were out of Bondo. 

One presumes it will NOT have a Harlan Ellison comment or two him not only being dead and all, but WB wouldn’t pay him for the onscreen appearance. How I wish he was here for the WGA strike now.

No, I seriously love that movie. The premise (“They’re after our water!”) us bullshit, and overused bullshit at that, but it’s what I think an actual invasion would look like, at least from the perspective of our response to it. You could drop this movie in Kandahar and it would translate well. Much better than that…

This one totally snuck by me, but I’m TOTALLY in for this one. Now, if they’d just come up with a ‘Battlefield: Los Angeles’ sequel....

Shades of “The Golden Child” and Mandelorian.

“Thanks for the tip!” said Meta, Alphabet, the Repuglican Party, XCorp, Amazon,......

So, AI has reached the point where it can look at someone’s driving and go “wow, that guy’s high!”

Corgis were larger scale, the insides were quite detailed and they rolled very smoothly on real rubber wheels. I remember when Goldfinger came out (!) there was an JB Aston Martin with a little dude you could fling out the roof from the ejector seat, machine guns and a bullet-proof shield that all popped out from…

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!

That V60...I saw a lady loading some stuff into the back of one a week ago (they’re super rare here) and I literally drove around the block to get another look at it. Took a minute to convince my wife that I wasn’t looking at the woman’s ass. (Though truth to tell, both boots were pretty cute!)

Dude, either you work for the Mouse or need to get a life. 

That’s right. I didn’t see ‘Endgame’, because I knew it would be anything BUT. If people have the time and interest to follow this, fill their boots. Don’t care, and it doesn’t matter. They may have made a billion or more on that one, but have you noticed a) they’ve had to slow production and releases and b) their…

The only ‘Multiverse of Madness’ is trying to interlink all these damn movies. I knew it was the ‘Kiss of Death’ once they tried to do what Marvel did as a kid. Moving around a lot, I’d sporadically pick up an issue of a Marvel comic and be met with a host of footnotes (*See Avengers issue 12, “Battle of the…