So, AI has reached the point where it can look at someone’s driving and go “wow, that guy’s high!”

Corgis were larger scale, the insides were quite detailed and they rolled very smoothly on real rubber wheels. I remember when Goldfinger came out (!) there was an JB Aston Martin with a little dude you could fling out the roof from the ejector seat, machine guns and a bullet-proof shield that all popped out from…

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!

That V60...I saw a lady loading some stuff into the back of one a week ago (they’re super rare here) and I literally drove around the block to get another look at it. Took a minute to convince my wife that I wasn’t looking at the woman’s ass. (Though truth to tell, both boots were pretty cute!)

Dude, either you work for the Mouse or need to get a life. 

That’s right. I didn’t see ‘Endgame’, because I knew it would be anything BUT. If people have the time and interest to follow this, fill their boots. Don’t care, and it doesn’t matter. They may have made a billion or more on that one, but have you noticed a) they’ve had to slow production and releases and b) their…

The only ‘Multiverse of Madness’ is trying to interlink all these damn movies. I knew it was the ‘Kiss of Death’ once they tried to do what Marvel did as a kid. Moving around a lot, I’d sporadically pick up an issue of a Marvel comic and be met with a host of footnotes (*See Avengers issue 12, “Battle of the…

Florida plates. Of COURSE.
This vehicle is a piece of flaming poo dressed by Matel.  The guy paying $2,500 is obviously flush with cash. The rest of us just know better. 

That’s a napkin. This is a breakfast after all, and like a lot of pols that I meet, they’re there for the food and open bar. Ideology takes a deep back-seat to an empty tum-tum. 

Just started watching “Invasion”. Two comments: First, I have to have the subtitles on because the dialogue is almost incomprehensible in places. plus the dynamic range of the sound goes from a whisper to someone running a Cummins Diesel in your living room. Second, some of the episodes are so dark as to be invisible.…

Major Matt Mason was my favourite toy world growing up.

I was a Corgi boy m’self. Made Matchbox look like....well...crap....

They’re all so goddamn LOUD! Superchargers, turbochargers, whine for the sake of whine. I used (still do, actually) think Dodge Cummins Diseasles were the worst thing on the road, because they sounded like ball-peen hammers banging on an anvil...almost everyone around me has something with REALLY obnoxious turbo whine…

For purely anatomical reasons I’d like to get a look at his nut sack, because I’m willing to bet he’s smooooth as a Ken doll down there.

...and he’s STILL more reliable than Fakesbook Nooz!

Exactly the kind of math they want to teach your kids. 

$220 million to make this turd, and all the fanboy buzz in the world is not going to alter the fact that more people just plain can’t afford to go to a theatre to watch it, and are already paying for a streaming service so....see you in a couple of months. With better cheaper popcorn.

I laughed when I saw the pictures of New York in orange, and Adams saying that ‘climate change is here’...I’ve been dealing with this for years. I live pretty much smack dab in the middle of this shitstorm, a go-bag by the door, kennels for the furbies, a rendezvous map and extra Jerry-cans. A couple of years ago, it…

This is hilarious: Samsung, the company that never met a patent it didn’t want to violate, gets hijacked by their arch nemesis the Chinese.

I’m shocked this wasn’t an episode of “Maury”.