No way. Looking at the rest of it, I don’t believe the owner did any kind of regular maintenance.  And the amount of money you’d have to put in to it to NOT make it a gang target is a hard Nawp from me. 

So, how much did it cost him?

That poor dog. His look is pure “Won’t someone find me a real family?”

I don’t get the failed engines. Like, haven’t those things been tested a million times??? That’s the part that SHOULD have worked. The ‘unconscious uncoupling’ I can kind of understand, but the engines? 

This is insane.

I love me some Audi, but all that aftermarket kit means it’s not going to be a fun daily driver...this thing is going to be work. And if you’re using it as a track car, fine. But at LEAST $8K over for me. Too rich for my blood. 

“Hey, we just met...and this is crazy...gonna drive to ‘Bama...find me maybe...”

It’s a Taurus. The dad probably though he’d won the lottery. Presuming it was insured. 

She’s still ALIVE???

RE: KIA

““Obviously, I’m a Christian, and there are standards that we like to uphold...”

Welcome to Canada.

Now that’s some Real money!

That engine tranny combo was flat-out magic. The 350 was almost unkillable and would pull all day long. NP from me. 

Peter Thiel: “Aww. that’s too bad. Next please!”

Stop eating and send them all your money and you’ll very quickly find out. 

What a waste of a perfectly good Cessna C501.

Swamp-a-googoo is the perfect sanitarium for deluded lobotomized people being held hostage in marriages they richly deserve, with their every need catered to, never having to see their captors (I mean, ‘spouses’) and three square sedations a day.

“Who cares what your positions are, how much money were you able to raise?”

What the hell kind of Coppola can’t identify a shallot from an onion from garlic?