Every time I take my ‘03 Allroad to ANY mechanic the report always says “Brake pedal has excessive travel and feels soft.”
That, and the omnipresent Check Engine light, have been there since day one. Deal with it.

I had a Delta 88, which was a beautiful car with that great 350 Rocket...it was amazing. But rusty. BORN rusty, in fact. Notice there aren’t any of them anywhere? They all rusted away. Broke my heart to drive it to the scrap yard. No amount of body work could have saved it. 

Ahem...any NON *3 Audi. 

The Defender is a TERRIBLE winter vehicle. They literally freeze solid. The insides frost up so bad they are a rolling icebox for at least an hour until all the bare metal comes up to heat, and then God forbid you have to shut it off for any length of time. Bad, BAD BAAAAD idea. 

While I totally agree with you about the stupid aspect, the only thing I would say about your argument is ‘Florida’. Imagine the state of a level crossing through a town in Florida, built by the no-neck son of a state or county legislator with a lot of friends on the council, most named Bubba, and then think about the…

Completely undrivable on most roads. Unless you own Macco.

Did they try Tom’s basement?

If only there’d been a bow and arrow nearby, this could all have been averted. 

I see a lot of this KIND of vehicle up here, where people have big-ass boats or horse trailers or 5th-wheels to haul. The fam goes on vacation for a month and takes mosts of the house with them. Since it’s too expensive to use as a daily driver, (plus the cap on the back reduces usefulness for contractors, not to…

Jazza isn’t making that much money. The council in the town where his farm restaurant is located has not only denied him an operating license for the restaurant but actively told him to shut it down because it was far beyond the operating scope of what he said it would be.

...and if it was underpowered it was American. 

Audi Q8 or any of the current Land Rovers.

You’re pretty much describing the OLD Land Rover Defender. They’ve totally pooched it now. 

‘Influencer’ who is taking drug not meant for her.

It WAS, anyway. Now that it’s sold, the new owners will undoubtedly bring in their own wine maker with a little box of chemicals and...blenderwine. 

I’ve got $20 that says he was in Autonomous mode. 

Check out Jalop’s story on Dan O’Brien Auto Group in NH for their deceptive practices...and his beard is a cry for help/crime against facial hair. 

When Honda was just coming in to Canada, an old girlfriend bought one of their (ludicrously expensive) Civic wagons. We had a flat tire, and I went looking for the tool kit. No spare, no tool kit. I walked 2 miles for a phone for CAA to give us a tow. When I called the stealership the next day, they said those were…

A 4.2 that only produces 205 HP? 3-speed auto, missing stereo (I just see that as ‘a spot on the lungs’ that isn’t quite cancer...YET!) and it’s not a convertible...=ND from me. Take it down about $4K and you’d have me, because it is beautiful. But you really have to wonder why the milage is so low given it’s age. 

Holy crap!