Since they appear to be running out of sequel ideas, I suggest:
“I Know What I Did Last Summer” about a schizophrenic who hides his criminal self from himself!
“No, I Know What YOU Did Last Summer”...you can make that one up yourself, and finally
“I Don’t Give A Shit About What You Did Last Summer”, the Elon Musk story.

Just when you thought motorcycles couldn’t POSSIBLY get any more obnoxious, a new contender enters the fray. 

Yet another good reason not to use Bing. 

Manchin would have NO problem however with a stove that burns shale oil.

“Spy” and “Balloon” are not two words that normally go together. 

They’re just trying to get Season 5 of Yellowstone. They don’t get Paramount Plus. 

Completely undrivable on most roads. Unless you own Macco.

I was never hot on Parks and Rec, but watching Offerman with his wife, Megan Mullally showed me that there was some serious talent there. Cut to Devs and I was a stone FAN. (I skipped the game show with Amy P though.) Now this...if he isn’t up for an Emmy for this, there is NO justice in this world.  This show goes…

Are you SURE they deepfake’d Simon Cowell? Because no matter how cringeworthy and obnoxious the alleged deepfake is, I’m pretty certain there’s some real tape around that says exactly the same thing.

Damn, I really liked American Gigalo and Billions (despite the fact that the last season was pretty bad, but for obvious reasons).

“Pillay quoted Celsius’ Coin Deployment Specialist Dean Tappen who said in 2021 his title should be changed to “Ponzi consultant,” though he later tried to walk back his comment.”

“No company is in the business of jobs for the sake of jobs.” Let me introduce you to The Government, run by every schmuck who said “This town/state/country needs to be run like a business!”

Yes and no. The ISS for example is at a height of around 227 NM, where these bits are in the 590+ range. That said, like a blown ‘49ers reception, bits of debris can bobble all over the place, at unpredictable tangents and speeds. Some are too small to be tracked (see Webb telescope punctures) and can of course…

Google: You don’t HAVE toi be crazy to work there, but it helps. 

Did they try Tom’s basement?

If only there’d been a bow and arrow nearby, this could all have been averted. 

I see a lot of this KIND of vehicle up here, where people have big-ass boats or horse trailers or 5th-wheels to haul. The fam goes on vacation for a month and takes mosts of the house with them. Since it’s too expensive to use as a daily driver, (plus the cap on the back reduces usefulness for contractors, not to…

And G. E. Smith played the Republican convention. A gig’s a gig. But not 1) when you’re one of the richest entertainers in the world (Elton playing that noxious dead radio blowhard who’s name I can gratefully not recall or Jimmy Buffett playing the criminal owner of Tyco’s birthday bash) and 2) when you make your…

Could we talk about Sting in all this for a minute? WTF is he doing schmoozing in Davos and playing these corporate gigs? Easy to sing about justice and equality when you live in an Italian villa paid for by the 1%.

Amazing how often those “unsubstantiated rumours” turn out to be true, given time.