I’m going with Nice Price here simply because IF you want one of these AND you don’t want to spend years and knuckles restoring...it’s all done. And that T-90...I’m not going to miss it. 3-speed? For reelz?  The amount of time and money here, sure it’s a bit high, but this looks like quality work, for one, and…

That was the first thing that jumped out at me, it’s like someone said “Sacre bleu, we forgot ze muffleur! Quel horreur!” and slapped it onto the ass end hoping no one would notice, like a ripe zit on prom night.  That tail pipe looks like it’s right off Jethro’s still.  I haven’t seen a design that ugly since the…

That very thing is being done to my 03 Allroad. Sounds like a bag of squirrels eating breakfast when the window goes down...and doesn’t come up!

That car is as vacuous as the show it claims to be associated with. It is so underpowered that going up hill with the AC on, it will pretty much stall out. 8 Cylinders, but only 3 are actually populated.

“It’s not like India is a hostile government.”

5G is a whole ‘NOTHER bag of fish for these nutjobs. 

These buttheads are quickly wearing out their welcome, and any sympathy they first garnered is heading down the Rideau at a pretty good clip.

I expected a sea of red when I looked at the responses, and I was not disappointed. BUT, I was one of the oddballs that liked the Pinto. It was great fun to drive in town, it was tight, roomy even, and in congested city traffic, it was cheap on gas, easy to wrench on, and you could park it anywhere. Visibility was…

At a friend’s insistence, and I do mean that, I drove a new Tesla extended range...something this weekend. I don’t even know which one it was, but...it was white. Over $100K. It was pretty amazing, but I have to tell you, I dusted s several cars off the line, including a Mustang, a mid-line Audi and a Challenger, all…

Beautiful car, but it’s a sculpture. And too rich for my blood. ND

A tip for anyone with yellowed headlights...Deep Woods Off. I thought it was bullshit until I tried it on a whim last summer....it’s lasted 9 months so far. Unbelievable. One schpritz on each light, a quick wipe and they look almost good as new. That’s on a 2003 Allroad. 

About a billion years ago, I was a real estate appraiser in Edmonton. I was asked to go to Meyerthorpe to look at a house. When I got to town in the middle of winter, I was questioning my life choices that took me to such places. I could see being there if I’d lost my will to live.

My wife loves this show, and is very sad. Not sad enough to spend an afternoon alone with Chris Noth, but...

Which very specifically rules out autoerotic asphyxiation.

It’s really not his fault: He fell and his dick penetrated the unfortunate woman he landed on, happens all the time.

Sure, because nothing says get out of the way of a train like 4 flat tires.

Darwin in action. 

MONORAIL!!!!

Jesus, for a minute there I thought that said “Patricia CornWELL” and I thought “...I knew it was going to happen some day, just happy she wasn’t packing.”

The town I live in put in a traffic circle around an intersection that supplies both regular civilian traffic and logging/chip trucks. The genius they hired didn’t realize that the turning radius of the fully loaded logging and chip trucks was such that the curb regularly got eaten by said trucks. The solution was to…