Beautiful car, but it’s a sculpture. And too rich for my blood. ND

A tip for anyone with yellowed headlights...Deep Woods Off. I thought it was bullshit until I tried it on a whim last summer....it’s lasted 9 months so far. Unbelievable. One schpritz on each light, a quick wipe and they look almost good as new. That’s on a 2003 Allroad. 

About a billion years ago, I was a real estate appraiser in Edmonton. I was asked to go to Meyerthorpe to look at a house. When I got to town in the middle of winter, I was questioning my life choices that took me to such places. I could see being there if I’d lost my will to live.

My wife loves this show, and is very sad. Not sad enough to spend an afternoon alone with Chris Noth, but...

Which very specifically rules out autoerotic asphyxiation.

It’s really not his fault: He fell and his dick penetrated the unfortunate woman he landed on, happens all the time.

Sure, because nothing says get out of the way of a train like 4 flat tires.

Darwin in action. 

MONORAIL!!!!

Jesus, for a minute there I thought that said “Patricia CornWELL” and I thought “...I knew it was going to happen some day, just happy she wasn’t packing.”

The town I live in put in a traffic circle around an intersection that supplies both regular civilian traffic and logging/chip trucks. The genius they hired didn’t realize that the turning radius of the fully loaded logging and chip trucks was such that the curb regularly got eaten by said trucks. The solution was to…

Oh, you’ve met my wife...

I would be if it weren’t for the fact that it’s FIVE HUNDRED dollars in Canada, another case of SHAMELESS price gouging claiming it’s the dollar exchange.

I would be if it weren’t for the fact that it’s FIVE HUNDRED dollars in Canada, another case of SHAMELESS price…

Exactly.

“Planes might crash into one another, as they’re essentially flying blind.”

I take Highway 8 to Kelowna and Penticton when me and the MRS department go wine tasting. Heavy Raisins indeed!

You say that like it’s a bad thing!

Thanks for this. A friend of mine has more or less tried to get me into Civ for a long time, but I’ve largely resisted, because when I DO have time to game, I was into Halo and a few other games. This has inspired me to buy a copy of Civ6 and learn it well enough to play with him on line. 

AS I come to this site, on the main page I see this story with this picture beneath it. Is someone having fun? Because it sure looks like someone is making a statement.

The kid didn’t buy the Urus on his own. The parents DEFINITELY bear some responsibility in this.