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Oh man that’s hilarious. I still remember the scene with him and Chris talking about movies, and Chris says “How does Michael Bay Keep Getting WORK???”

Why not? They do it with Rick & Morty!

LOVED Home Movies, and Bromwell High. One of my often used phrases is “In right economic circumstances, shit burns down all the time Mr. Bib!”

:Bury The Hatchet” is as good a showtoon as was ever written, and often goes through my mind like Level Nine from Futurama. 

Y’know, I SO hated B&B when it first aired. I knew so many of those guys, who were my age or a bit older, and I was terrified of being lumped in with them.

I have nothing against trucks as a daily driver. Where I live, a lot of people do, and with good reason. They’re either hauling toys, lumber, moose, you name it. Sometimes all at the same time!

Exqueeze me...MOORE was charged with murder?????

Agreed the writing has become so lazy and just plain BAD that it’s not worth coming back. 

Jezebel, proving yet again that all it takes for Repuglicans to win is...a Few Good Democrats!

Until it goes bust. Then you’re a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Woz’s Privateers.

Royalrot indeed. Nawp.

Is it just me, or does it look like Elon’s face is either trying to suck itself into the middle of his head like Arseface, or migrate to the back of his skull? I can’t tell which right now. Whatever it is, it don’t look right.

Don’t care. Love it. All you Deutschephobes can pound wienerschnitzel. NP.

Wow, the problems abound. First, I don’t think the price is that bad. Car looks good, beautiful in fact, and it would be a creampuff to drive. BUT:

#TeamOakTree

It’s OK, my friend, we’ve all had relationships we’ve stayed in for far too long. Why, I’m currently in several meself right now!

I went in to the local VW dealer to get a bottle of hydraulic fluid for my Audi. “Boy,” the guy at the counter said, “you must love burning money.”

I always liked the design of those. A guy where I live had one in copper that was just gorgeous. I know because I passed it at the mechanics every day when I went to work.

“So, with Quattro, that means the rear wheels steer too, right?”

You can’t even do hobo-ac (roll all the windows down when it gets too hot) without reaching over and cranking the windows by hand. That said, auto windows is one more thing to go awry on an oldie like this.