Is it just me, or does it look like Elon’s face is either trying to suck itself into the middle of his head like Arseface, or migrate to the back of his skull? I can’t tell which right now. Whatever it is, it don’t look right.

Don’t care. Love it. All you Deutschephobes can pound wienerschnitzel. NP.

Wow, the problems abound. First, I don’t think the price is that bad. Car looks good, beautiful in fact, and it would be a creampuff to drive. BUT:

#TeamOakTree

It’s OK, my friend, we’ve all had relationships we’ve stayed in for far too long. Why, I’m currently in several meself right now!

I went in to the local VW dealer to get a bottle of hydraulic fluid for my Audi. “Boy,” the guy at the counter said, “you must love burning money.”

I always liked the design of those. A guy where I live had one in copper that was just gorgeous. I know because I passed it at the mechanics every day when I went to work.

“So, with Quattro, that means the rear wheels steer too, right?”

You can’t even do hobo-ac (roll all the windows down when it gets too hot) without reaching over and cranking the windows by hand. That said, auto windows is one more thing to go awry on an oldie like this. 

Let me think of the negatives.
1) It’s a Beemer. I’m an Audi guy.
2) It’s 21 years old.
3) It’s over my ideal $5K limit for ‘fun’ cars
4) It’s an automatic.

This is so cool I’m surprised there isn’t a slideshow of it’s pictures. Knowing how J LOVES slideshows lately. Don’t you like slideshows? What have you got against slideshows?

Agreed. They were a beast and handled surprisingly well in the clutch. 

Yeah, the filler was behind the flip-down license plate holder. My ‘74 Buick LeSabre has the same rig. 

I actually had one of these ‘88s with a 350 and a turbohydromatic and it was amazeballs. It was a couch disguised as a tank. I loved it. When I see that ‘built and backed with great engineering heritage’, I would add that the body was made of...well I would say pressed Coke cans but Coke cans don’t rust. That car was…

I hate to say it but....Audi driver?

That’s one of the worst things about Audi as a company: They take themselves SO DAMNED SERIOUSLY!

Short answer...NO. 

Christ on a crutch, this reminds me of the idiots who go on Shart Tank and want $10 Million for a 5% stake in their door-to-door beard trimming service.

Custom paint but unsufficient power plant and mismatched...well,...everything equals a classic case of LGDN: Looks Good, Does Nothing. Supercharged ND.

Prrevious owner was....Abbey...someone.  Oh yes, here it is...Abbey Normal.