If only that headline were literally true, I’d send a six-pack over to his office this morning.

Oh believe me, we’ve been watching....

Just another day in Louisiana. 

If I could only have a Golf again
I would, my friend Lamando.

He’s a pastor and satanism and new world order globalism (or whatever the fuck...) is “nonsensical”? Ohhhhkaayyyyyy then.

Wow, the price of tuna cans has really gone up!

Get a Chyron...cheaper to maintain.

This should be ImMola Red, as in Immolation, as in something burned as a sacrifice, in this case the owner’s credit rating. And credibility.

“The seller says it’s taken a lot of time and money to get this sporty SUV to where it is today.”

In related news Spanish dictator Francisco Franco remains critically dead.....

Ah, such a poet...

The call is coming from inside the House. 

This deserves more stars. And Martin should come out with a D-28 that has the slogan burned in across the bout. 

And how is it they simultaneously and inaccurately compare contemporary trends with Nazi atrocities and then espouse the REAL Nazi atrocity as a more-desirable solution???

TL:DR. That much dumb is a LOT to take on a friday afternoon with a raging case of swamp-butt, however these American Taliban need to be put in their place. I’ll leave it to the Tay-tay army to take this ignorant twat apart, and I hope they do it soon.

“I JUST FUCKING CLEANED THAT!!!”

How many pints did you have before you attempted this feat???

It’s Chino....they probably just lost their will to live. 

In the case of a Cessna 150, trying to land the plane on a hot summer day with the windows open is challenging, because the plane just does NOT want to land with those big flappy windows open. Helps on take-off too, especially in a cross-wind. 

Classic mistake: Should have burned the rental vans before pushing them back so they have no retreat.