Dog knows Japan should have enough of it!

Ah will Niva Niva Evah buy one of these. 

If Rudy’s an Alpha I hate to see the rest of the alphabet. 

Can you imagine? No lawyer wants to represent him, so he has to get a pubic defender??

...as he’s dragged out of the courtroom by his heels in a white coat that zips in the back....ooohhhhh....just got a tingle there.....

WTF is it with Honda and shitty looking wheels? They always look like they were stamped out in a derelict steel plant with leftover battleship plating. 

10+4 on the NP. For $3,500, I’d park it in the front yard just to piss off the neighbours. I already take a lot of crap for driving an Audi in a decidedly Silverado neighbourhood. 

You know, every once in a while, I check myself to see if I’m one of those tinfoil-hat goofballs I used to laugh at. Now, I look for the tinfoil in others, because they’re the sane ones.

What is that on her face mask? And why isn’t she in a full Burka? If you’re going to act like the Taliban, dress like it. Cover up, you immodest whore!

Damn! I think I lost about 30 IQ points riding in the back of MY dad’s 150, almost same vintage. The monoxide and dust ...whew! Wish we’d thought of the inner tube gasket trick!

AND a gun rack...

That clears up one question for me: Who exactly does the right consider to be Antifa? And the answer is, “anyone who doesn’t immediately subscribe to my total world-view.” The Antifa she was describing may well have been only half-nutters or police that were not down with the total whack-jobs that broke into the…

If there’s one thing America loves it’s a good Train-wreck-car-smash-dumpster-fire, and here, my friends, we have the trifecta. Gayle King! Rando Valley Girl! Race baiting! Throw in an 8-ball and you’ve got a pretty good Saturday night!

Rot under the window that looks like it might have just been carelessly bondo’d...dicey, but it’s a California car, so desert air... Yeah, I’d take a shot for that much. The right to the detailer for some cleanup. Or low ball him $500 for that.

That’s the thing about those Volvos. Get a good one, they’re almost unkillable. Get a bad one, you’ll be in the shop forever. If this one’s been around that long, it’s a keeper. 

That wiring harness alone....think Indiana Jones in the pyramid of snakes. Ghhhhh! 

What worries me about ANY scenario where Mike Penis becomes president for ANY length of time, is that he’ll pull a Ford and pardon the motherfucker. 

ABBA! ABBA! ABBA!

I was thinking a Sikorsky Sky-crane could do this. Those things are amazeballs. 

Looks like the Mercedes ‘AA’ Class in ‘Disgorge’ mode.