Especially where it counts. Trump, Cruz, Hawley...all need to be tried for treason at best, sedition at worst. THEN see how fond they are of capital punishment.

All these bugaloo boogerheads are bunch of flaming pussies, just like their Feerless Bleeders. They’re all supposedly packing and have body armour and camo, but not a shot fired. A few flash-bangs, which were probably M80's. When push comes to shove, they’re a bunch of gutless twats. If it were me, I’d have the…

Gorilla tape.

“Why would God want to hang out with people like us? There’s only one answer: Incredibly poor taste and bad parenting.”

Is there not a fire hydrant and a high-pressure hose around SOMEWHERE???

Came here to say this. You can bet those two have shared a hot tub at least once. And I’m glad I’m not the one that has to clean it!

Came here to post this. I’ll bet those two have shared a hot tub at least once. Glad I’m not the one that had to clean it afterward.

First thought is that whitey is on something LARGE. Or he’s retarded; Ohio, possibly both.

A really good sneeze and scratching an itch on your ankle.

I too, voted NP desoite not having the requisite $110K. BUT, I have to say 1) I would never park this anyplace it could get a door-ding. This isn’t a grocery-getter. 2) I would love to see a little thought-bubble over the cops head when they look at the car and decide “should I pull this thing over and have a look, or…

Didn’t even have toFUCK NO!!!

If there’s anyone out there from Kentucky, can you PLEASE explain to us how Rand Paul and Bitch McConnell are your senators? You’re almost dead last in every kind of metric you could think of, and yet you keep returing these tunas to the senate year after fucking year!

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The rich fall in to two categories:
1) Ultra thin, surgically/chemically/genetically modified, very little edible tissue.
2) Ultra fat, bloated, very little nutritional value, generally full of cancer and bile. (Trump)
Neither sound appetizing.

She and Martha will have matching shirts that say “I Went To Prison And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”

Jesus Christ, I’ve had COLDS that lasted longer than her stay. Justice: on hold for 2020. 

My wife drives like Sabine...without the talent.

Yeah...how is there not a chain of bars with axe-throwing at pictures of this asshole??

Chronic Lyme deniers are fake commenters pushed by quack websites. There seems to be a lot overlap between the Chronic Lyme deniers and outright dumbfuckery. Signed, a for real honest to God doctor in a community where Lyme happens A LOT and there is no good readily-available treatment oreven agreed-upon diagnosis for…

Can I suggest that we NEVER get to a point where we castigate ANYONE for NOT doing something Chump did?? Huh?