They all kind of bleed together, don’t they?

One more stick of kindling on the eternal flaming pyre of my hatred for Ashton Kootchie. 

As good as this movie was, I think they need to re-make it with Jim Carrey in the lead. But STILL great re: Maroon’d 5. 

As long as 3 of the 5 are representatives of The Lollipop Guild. 

Wow, you FUN!

Nope, no, nonono....perfectly rational response. Totally. A band to commit justifiable homicide to. 

But Miltie, we’ve always spoken so highly of you! Lemme buy you a Cheeseburger in Paradise, because it’s 5 o’clock somewhere....

Well, three’s REM “It’s the end of the world as we know it”, and King Crimson “I’m A Dinosaur” so that you feel fired AND obsolete. 

“Please, Can We Stop With The Vape?”

They are. Check out Juul, who have a tobacco company as an investor for around 30% if I’m not mistaken, and who recently replaced their CEO with....a tobacco exec.   And that’s just Juul. 

“Mr. Lewandowski, it is apparent that you are suffering from some sort of mental derangement, and therefor pose a danger to yourself and others. As a result, I’d like the sargent-at-arms here to take you into custody, strictly protective, you understand, and remand you to a psychiatric facility until either a…

To a cross!

I started to read Brandon Ambrosino’s piece on Politico this morning, then the thought of giving this walking pustule another brain-cell became too much. Thanks for the precis.

So, journalist...do your job. What gun lobby or manufacturer is paying her, either directly or indirectly? First rule of journalism: Follow the Money!

I almost thought it was a pre-production Ghibli when I first saw it.

I think they’re perfectly unreliable on their own, no need to make it worse with FCA. 

Yeah. Should have been followed with “...said no one, ever.”

Everybody now, “LUCAS ELECTRICS!”

So, this is what a Columbia and Harvard education gets you...I wonder why Lori Loughlin was pushing so hard to get her kids in?

“Yeah, what the heck’s up with that?” - Al Franken.