As a multiple Audi owner (aka, ‘Masochist’) I WILL say it’s reassuring to know Audi beats up its own people almost as badly as it beats up on the owners of its product.

I was thinking more along the lines of a hunka hunka burning CASH! It would need to be torn down and completely rebuilt.

Man, is it just me, or is there something inexplicably hot about Teresa May?

You know, initially, I kept a running list of people he pissed off. It was full of things like Democrats. Jews. African-Americans. Muslims. Women. (If we aren’t at, like 75% of the world by that point, I’d be surprised.) And the list kept getting longer! Recent ads: People with pre-existing medical conditions.…

I’m working on my second billion. The first one didn’t work out.

Wifey and I used to go to a bunch of shows that came to Seattle and Vegas, but not Vancouver. We now go to Calgary or Toronto, so, +1 for the Canadian economy, but we’ve also booked tickets for 1 show in Japan and another in Basel. Turns out, book far enough ahead, foreign travel is pretty cheap.

“you really are better at most things over there aren’t you?”

“you really are better at most things over there aren’t you?”

...and then there’s Brixton....

“I leave the Vatican more determined than ever to pursue PEACE in our world.”

Of course Mama’s gonna help build the wall.....Mama May-a!

Undoubtedly, one of the murdered ‘suspects’ was the heart donor that saved the little boy Melanoma was cooing over this morning. So you see, it all works out. Everybody wins! So...much....winning!!!!

The take-away is ‘the military is giving lip-service to doing what’s right for a change.’

Yay! One child died so another can live! Oh, yay! The donor’s parents must be SO happy!!!!

I’LL COME OUT WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY, DAMNIT!

When the funeral director asked the widow if she wanted a memorial service she said “don’t botha.”

Or at least a Barron.

“Sahib, you ARE the first hole. We call it ‘Hole A’.”

In that ‘taking the short-bus’ way.

QUICK! SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!