Could we get some clarification on what him having ‘read a lot’ really means?

Kid used a wood when he should have used an iron. What are we teaching kids today???

Bet it’s a Hagstrom.

I was thinking a nice shwarma. You know, lots of different meat...ok, it’s going nowhere....I’m getting hungry....

Paula Dean? Is that you, honey?

“I want Vichyssois...piping hot Vichyssois! I don’t want any of that cold French stuff, Real. American. Vichyssois. OK?”

You mean that media he recouped his failed casino money on?
That media that got him elected for free?
That media that feeds his ego?
That media that drops literally EVERYTHING to cover his every word-vomit and fact-fart? At their own expense?
THAT media?

Nelly, I’m not the biggest fan of your music, but I love your heart. You go girl! And bring your friends!

“I want to clarify those were purely my opinions and do not reflect those of the Wasatch County Republican Party or the Republican Party in general.” = Lie #1.

The reason for a lot of them is their local podunk theatre isn’t running any of them. Furinstance, the town I live in has one Infamous Preyers 6-plex that churns out nothing but animated movies and Marvel tentpoles. No beasts, no breasts, no explosions, it ain’t happenin’. We DID however, get LaLaLand for 2 weeks,…

The bitches won’t be walkin’ that day in sympathy... LOL!

Looking forward to Leslie Jones playing her on SNL.

Look at it this way: Flynn is ONE down. Spicy will be TWO down, Omarosa will be THREE down.....it’s wearing away at them by attrition.

Oh come on...how many times have you seen this? Person A is a saint, Person B is an asshole. It’s the whole “Loved him, HATED her” thing.

Ok, ONE down...

Well, Margaret...

Sajjan will FUCK YOU UP righteously!

As with the shoe, so with the man.

“...and then Donald tries the strong-arm handshake thing on me, right? And I’m like SOOOO totally ready for him and just squeeze the living shit out of his hand. He’s gonna be eating pizza with a fork for MONTHS!”