Aw man...my wife’s done that to me. Makes Inuvik in February seem like a summer in the Sahara.

There’s a difference?

Love to know how many of those were phone-involved.

We need to just start referring to them as either The Religious Wrong or the American Taliban.

So let me get this straight: The fate of western democracy and the worlds only remaining super power remains in the hands of (and I can’t believe I’m typing this...) Anthony Weiner and Tom Arnold???

So complain about THAT! To your Congressjerk or Stentator.Or the House Standing Committee on whateverthehell.

OK, 1: She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. She can’t defend her own positions very well. 2: WHY would anyone in their right (you should pardon the expression) even GO on ANY Faux show? 3: Especially with a known walking stool-sample like Fucker Carlson? 4: It demonstrates how low in the barrel Faux is having to…

Complain. The reason they continue is no one complains. Complain to the sponsors, and specify why, complain to the FCC, complain to your cable carrier (I know...that one’s a long shot) but COMPLAIN. They survive on complicity.

I guess I can follow in the Bertrand Russell school of ‘I am not a Christian’. And my real question is, what constitutes a Christian in the first place? If there were no Bible, would there still be Christianity? What if Christ’s name had been Bruce? Would it be Brucetianity, and would it be any less valid? What parts…

More like Chris Christie and Ted Cruz’ mutant love-child.

Always easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

To: Everyone
From: Donald J. “Cheeto Voldemort” Trump
The beatings will continue until moral improves.
Merry Christmas.

...so God is trans? Or bi-curious?

WOOO! the Buddah revealed.

I love how they keep saying we can’t comprehend God and his ‘plan’ except when justifying their position. Usually to the detriment of someone else.

‘K, sorry, ancient dummy here... I don’t get it.

OK, OK, you’ve all done very well. I apologize. I was on a binge of rage-o-hol, Rachel Maddow and an OD of Trump ‘news’. This story just hit my breaking point. Of COURSE I don’t hate Texas; it just, like Florida, seems to have a disproportionate number of bible-thumping brain-dead dumbfucks whose single goal in life…

Try not to be twee, sir.

OK, you got me on Cyd Charisse.

Well of COURSE, you! I’m lookin’ at Louie Gomert and his bunch of inbred hillbilly doofi (plural of doofus, in case you’re wondering) not YOU! Why, you’re OBVIOUSLY intelligent, handsome, mannered and lets not forget well-hung.