Beg to differ: My wife married me for my lasagna. And that’s not a euphemism for anything other than Italian baked pasta.

I don’t think she’s a cunt. I’ve had several, they’re generally pretty nice. Now, VAGINAL DISCHARGE....that’s ANOTHER thing! She’d pretty much qualify there.

Interesting...I’ve never seen Trumpf imitate Ann Coulter, and she’s the biggest retard going. I fact, she’s so retarded, developmentally disabled people can easily identify her as...a flat-out retard.

Well, I NEVER! Why the whole thing is so...unseemly! It just gives me the vapors!
FurtheluvaGawd, she’s been the victim of some hateful shit, that’s for sure, but WHO, with 2 functioning brain cells, in this day and age, after those attacks, puts all that personal information on a site, along with NUDE PICTURES???

First of all....ewwwww.

1) Don’t think he understands the difference between “Endless” and “interminable”.

Larry Wilmore. Last night, Colbert sent over what looked like the proceeds of the knock-off of a warehouse that supplies hotel minibars. The night before, Samantha Bee sent over a case of wine. Larry had just found out they’d been cancelled. Tonight’s his last show. He’s hoping John Oliver comes across with something…

I hear Colbert and Sam Bee are handing out liquor as well

Question: I have an Audi Allroad which has a kind of rubberized paint on the roof. Where it meets the windshield, some rock chips have pitted the ‘paint’, and I’ve been resisting getting it taken care of by the usual body-shops because I’m unsure they know what they’re doing or would have the expertise to use the…

Jesus Christ, you IDIOT! There’s a warning on the video for people who MIGHT NOT WANT TO SEE THIS, and yet YOU, in your distinctly FINITE wisdom, decide to post this un-grayed image directly under the video. Fucking brilliant. And they put ME in the greys! If this is the calibre of Deadspin editors these days, no…

If you try to buy them through Ama-gouger’s Canadian site they want NINETY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS for these things. And they’re CRAP! NOT UL or CSA approved. Insta-fire hazard.

If you try to buy them through Ama-gouger’s Canadian site they want NINETY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS for these things.…

True dat. And not the first time a film’s died as a result of an inapt comparison to something else. But also: I’m just so. fucking. done. with comic movies.

Haha...you haven’t been wine touring with ME!!!!! LOL!

You, sir, have obviously never toured the Mosel valley! Riesling, Gewurztraminer and Muller-Thurgau...oh my!

As a serial Audi-owner, I too feel I have been too often paying for this dickhead’s excesses. If it were a really good wine, that’d be one thing. But beer? I would really like to see someone stamp 4 silver rings in Mr. Stadler’s nether regions and replace him with SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIS PRODUCT!!! ‘Cause…

You know, I’m kind of thinking that he’s not going to make it the full 100 days. Either he’s going to quit, or the GOP will find a way to disavow him, possibly putting Pence out there on his own....or Clinton could run unopposed. Being a human gaffe machine can only go on so long.

IF you get it from Amazon US. Amazon CANADA, however, is gonna rape you $240.00 Cdn for the same damn thing.
ANOTHER reason I HATE CUISINART.

IF you get it from Amazon US. Amazon CANADA, however, is gonna rape you $240.00 Cdn for the same damn thing.
ANOTHER…

Give it to those idiots at “Fast ‘n Loud”. I’m sure it’ll buff right out.

Next year the bourkas and headscarves come out. Thus spake the American Taliban.

“...Pence, Trump said, lowered the state’s employment rate from 8.4 percent to under five percent,...”