Except Kevin Hart is already being paid millions of dollars to be in the movie, so yeah, if you were gonna pay me more money than 90% of the people in the planet make in a lifetime, you can bet I'd be their fucking lap dog. Go to that presser? Sure! Send a few tweets promoting myself and the movie I'm in? Absolutely!

Show me evidence that God doesn't exist. Show me evidence that the Kraken doesn't exist. Show me evidence that Big Foot doesn't exist.

That's not science.

At this point, it's FAR more of a 'religious' belief to think that aliens do exist than to point out that they do not.

I believe in evidence. Show me evidence they exist. (And billions of planets is not evidence they exist any more than millions of sq. miles of ocean is evidence that the Kraken exists).

"One dubious courtier mocked her outright, saying that the Queen's pregnancy would 'end in wind rather than anything else."

This does not discount the possibility that karma is a fuckwit.

exactly how else are they to travel very large distances with the entirety of their families? i knew a couple who adopted a baby from a foreign country a few years ago (i think it was the Philippines). were they supposed to take a boat home? people have babies and still need to travel. just buckled down and deal. the…

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

I'm glad you posted this - I have always scratched my head about it. Although it seems weird that this is a "political" issue exactly (but that's just me).

People like to hunt. I wouldn't do it, but I understand why some people think it's appealing. It's not like he is naming threatened or endangered animals. A gazelle is like a deer. Frankly, we have a family of 5 deer in our yard and if someone hunted them id be ok with it since they have eaten all the plants we…

Mike Jones, I need to speak with you immediately regarding some very important information in your possession.

My understanding of being a "cuckold" was that the person puts up with the cheating, not that it happened in the first place.

How far?

Every single time Chris Pratt is brought up, there's always at least one person reminding everyone that he once found another loving home for a cat with needs that he could not accommodate anymore. I guess it's you this time.

I didn't like his comments about hunting in Africa but this is really sad and sweet.

This is such a stupid fucking organization. It's not about Griffin vs. Gruden. It's about making good decisions and seeing them through. When Griffin got hurt (something anyone could have seen might impair his value as a quarterback since, you know, so much of his value was directly or indirectly tied to his unique…

I can't believe these dummies don't know the first amendment. We need a law stopping these dummies from saying all these stupid things.

We took over England in the Revolutionary War, dummy.

I watched part of the interview. I really never thought Bush was a bad guy- a bad president, but I think he was always well intentioned. He just should have done something other than go into politics.