“Whats the state of our UNION, Marchman?”

(“LAWS, yes, I know many laws, and I will enforce them BEAUTIFULLY”).

1. Hey, why you gotta shit on store-bought pasta? Fresh pasta and dried pasta are two completely different things, with high- and low-quality versions of both. Some pasta dishes just seem weird with fresh pasta instead of dried.

Always impressed by the cognitive dissonance on display when fans of the Pats, Yankees, Duke, etc, associate themselves with good guys/underdogs/upstarts in pop culture.

This also could’ve been avoided if maybe early adopters stopped acting like off-the-cuff remarks from developers of unreleased products counts as “marketing”? I mean, just a thought.

This is a complete outrage. I don’t know how we as Americans can stand for this.

This is not only the worst take of the year, but of this still young century.

I grew up working at a flooring store that my dad managed. Once when I was 17, spent Friday night with some friends getting shitfaced at somebody’s house until 4 or 5 AM. Saturday about 9 AM, my dad calls and needs me to come in to work because 2 guys scheduled had laid out. I told him I wasn’t feeling well (truth)…

Christ, watching that slow-mo Vine is painful.

Apparently that’s just one unsubstantiated allegation from a lawsuit.

Did anyone actually read the Yale professors response to the halloween costume letter?

I viewed this as a proof of concept for streaming. It looked great on my big screen, at it was as easy as turning on the tv. I don't think a mass transition to streaming is imminent by any means but this showed me that this may be an viable option at some point.

[goes to an NFL game]

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials?

That is like Flacco-level eliteness there.

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

I’m not saying this is clickbait. I’m saying Gawker has some sort of internal policy to attack Franzen because his views are not within the orthodoxy of Gawker’s own political sensibilities. You can see that if you’ve read the many, many nearly identical pieces run on Gawker platforms that attack Franzen — not just…