waiters at random places, sure

Internet commenter dismisses cool thing he’s never tried, claims small corner of his existence superior to said cool thing.

Lol. You’re going to look like garbage when you’re 35.

Talk shit post fit.

HamNo I love you and I love your endorsement of squatz and oats, but April Bloomfield has the best Oatmeal Recipe of ALL TIME..

I’m not sure what I regret more: that i only have one star to give this, and or that I have 0 friends that listen to the deadcast to send it to.

I’m sure HBO is crying that you will no longer use the HBO Go password you borrowed.

Hillary or Bernie?

Somewhere, a Salon writer is using this jumpoff for a Thinkpiece about how We Need To Talk About Pizza’s Race Problem

I thought the sazerac bar sazerac was the worst sazerac i had while i was there (a week ago). It was really strong and unpleasent.

Tanlines are still around (they released an album last year) and have a generally great twitter presence.

The best thing about this whole thing is how butthurt pats fans are that people don’t care.

Typo alert: Drew Says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh, God. Oh, God, the Second Axis pf Evil has formed at last!

My girlfriend and I (both huge Jets fans) think Marshall might be closeted. His mannerisms are a really effeminate (not that we automatically think effeminate = gay, but we do have fun speculating)

As a short dude, standing on the bannister under the bar (isn’t that why it’s called a bar? Idk the terminology) to make myself a little bigger seems to work well, for some reason.

You mean 6-time pro-bowler Nick Mangold?

This is pretty good, but i’m worried people will overrate this because Missy Elliot is exactly the perfect target of early-aughts nostalgia.

Who do you follow? I’m considering re-joining twitter just for sportz.

Quitting twitter was the best decision i’ve made in 2015

It’s an obvious homage, which isn’t the sort of stuff that requires royalties or even credit. Back in my pop punker days, you’d see bands that would remix logos/album covers/graphics all the time, do you think Mario Puzo fans got their panties in a twist about goldfinger or whoever using a remixed godfather logo on…