A development that no one saw coming except everyone.

I’m not saying he did it, but it’s also the least shocking accusation that we’ve seen.

Hey, man, this is all some of us have going for us...

Well shoot, I guess that permaban made it to this new site.
That sucks, and if any staff can read this, please hear my plea.
I’ve been visiting and commenting on Jezebel since it started and I don’t even know why I was permanently banned from commenting. I’m not a troll, and while my opinion can be considered a bit…

I wonder how much that very much authentic punk rock jacket with the huge Dead Kennedys patch cost. Definitely the type of person Jello Biafra would want making up his fanbase.

Depending on the type of soup I will boil it because that’s the fastest way to heat it up. Like I will turn up chicken soup all the way, wait till it starts to boil and it’s done.

I heat my soup to scare away the can demons.

Well shit, there goes my Adele/Megadeth coverband, ‘Rolling in the Symphony of Destruction’

Looks like a place to get your sugar with coffee and cream.

As one of the people who worked on Golden Bachelor, this is the case. The ladies are tough and get through just fine.

The implication of the critique here is that older people should not be allowed to date in real life either as they can no longer handle the ups and downs of romance. These folks are probablly not as fragile emotionally as implied here. They’ve already survived through a lot of crap in their lives.

If this gets released on Netflix, I may have to do the unthinkable - subscribe to Netflix.

You should see what he carries in his pants.

I’m guessing the band will be portrayed as having not evolved since the 80s, and still doing the heavy metal/glam rock thing, but I think it would be a lot funnier if they portrayed the band as continuing to evolve. One of the best jokes about the original movie, was how the band evolved and followed the trends of the…

My first reaction is to cringe but on second thought so many of the bands the movie parodied are still embarrassingly walking around zombie-like that a sequel might be more timely than ever.

“Shark Sandwich” was the album. “Shit sandwich” was the review of it.

Looks like we will finally be getting a release of Shit Sandwich

...or Animal from The Electric Mayhem.

I’m hoping for Dave Grohl.