Fuck off with that mandatory jail time shit. What purpose does it serve? I’m all for revoking drunk drivers’ licenses though. If you can’t act responsibly, you shouldn’t be allowed to pilot a death machine.

I never activated an account on there. So I’m ahead of the curve on protesting Elon’s (Insert this weeks offense here).
I’m still upset about MySpace and ICU still sucking after all these years.

Have you ever actually gotten high or do you think getting high means sitting around giggling for hours and eating a shitload of food?  I know more than one stoner who owns their own business.

I think he’s a pretty serious businessman who is stoned like all of the time.  Because there’s no reason you can’t be a serious businessman who is also stoned. 

Bingo. 30 seconds of searching on the Wayback Machine, & the case will be over.

Important legal factoid: truth is an absolute defense to defamation.

choosing to only follow accounts posting that kind of tripe, and then reloading until ads were placed alongside it. (Which tacitly acknowledges that the platform will do that, if pushed, but that’s apparently neither here nor there.)

Noooooo!  Don’t do that.  He already has like twenty spawn

“I’m gonna take that smirking pustule who runs that electric car company for all he’s worth!” -- Elon, snorting his daily mound of K.

Musk is that kid who picks a fight at school with a sucker punch, and then as the table turns, and the other kid gets the upper hand, he immediately starts crying and runs to tell a teacher.

Elon’s empty threat was so moronic that it drove Ken “Popehat” White back on the site:

He should cut to the chase and sue himself.

I think LGBTQ kids like hearing about others being open with their sexuality.  It makes them feel normal and lets them know there’s a place for them in this world.  Unfortunately, that’s a thing that’s still necessary.

What is her deal? Her deal is that the adults in her life are letting her down. Which adults exactly is unclear, but the culpability of the non-children in her life isn’t.

Gonna go out on a limb here and posit that her mom is trying to continue to make money off of her and the girl herself doesn’t know any better because she was raised really badly.

What an incredibly sad story. I think the dad’s right: who looks at the last 20 years of viral social media kids and thinks that Tay’s story is going to end well?

it’s genuinely embarrassing that Rolling Stone gave these weirdos an article at all. They saw the “Catch me outside, how bow dat” girl make an insane amount of money off of perverts and thought they could probably do the same. 

It’s weird that she’s open about her attraction to women and then says something astoundingly hetero normative like boys don’t get judged for their bodies because girls are nice. Like there are no gay men.