GOOD. If he doesn't show up in the show again, he can't be horribly murdered. I don't have to fear for a cat. Now I just have to fear for the rest.

I'm definitely sleep deprived, though that's what happens when you have a newborn. :)

Technically if they tried to 'Jew' you, wouldn't that mean you'd end up keeping all your money? Have I got that stereotype right?

Or something actually horrific like possible rape-porn, possible torture porn or possible child porn. In these kind of jobs, those are the things that would leave you sickened, not watching some dudes suck each other off.

Ah, these are great! Now all they need is the Super Solver series and my childhood is complete.

This is a good idea. Bring back Math Blaster and Odell Down Under!

This is actually awesome. Now I can let my nieces and nephew play some good friendly games, instead of the crappy commercial gain games that are out today.

THIS

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

I hope their first word is still "pizza."

And like all those before him, he's going to die a painful death wondering if he served mankind before he died.

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

I used to keep a journal, especially when I struggled my first year of college. I enjoy writing, and I think I'm pretty good at it. But I think I'd need one that included prompters because sometimes I just run out of things I want to say/"talk" about

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That might apply to growing from seeds/sprouts. But it wouldn't apply to adult plant life extension. Patent exhaustion would make the plant yours to do with as you please.

Unfortunately if you want to stay on the good side of the law you must make sure the plant you are growing isn't under patent; several items of produce are patented by various companies (mainly Monsanto) and growing them without a license is illegal. Like piracy but with food. Not that anyone would know, but for the…

Call me when they figure out how to do this with bacon

You guys keep re-printing this but without (complete) facts. NOTHING will grow for indefinitely without soil of either the regular kind or a hydroponic suspension solution. Most of the things you list will grow once or twice before dying. You can order hydroponic (or air-ponic) supplies online. The cheap way is to use…

Other's that I'd say are essential.