It’s probably the lazy speaking.

Cause science yo. Geometry and physics

Nothing But Caucasians?

That weapon annoyed me though, it looked tough to handle and looks like it could bite you in the ass if you handled it wrong.

11.22.63, he finds it in his dinner or in a diner?

Didn’t you hear Mr. Poopybutthole during the series finale?

A lot of people don’t know the difference between Thailand and Taiwan. So when I say my family is from Thailand, they say, I love Thai food, do you speak Thaiwanese? I have to explain that people from Thailand are called Thai and we speak Thai. They’re thinking of an island off of China, called Taiwan where a majority…

Duuuude, I totally forgot about this show...

When Finn handled the lightsaber in the forest battle, I almost thought Rey wasn’t going to have her chance. I was so happen when it happened.

There were so many self references in TFA that I REALLY thought they were going to say something to Finn about Stormtroopers and target practice.

It’s the tiny ass eye isn’t it.

I have asthma, even air sucks now.

My friend showed it to me and my immediate thought was, they designed this to be merchandised...

I’m safe here right? Human can’t spot me, I invisible. Just stay very still...

Facial expressions, yes. I could do without the try hard Harrison accent, a smidge turned down would do well.

I was on my family’s cellphone plan from highschool till freshman year of college. That’s when my aunt blamed the huge phone bill on me, even though I showed her that the # that racked up the bill was hers, not mine. (I spent most my time on the computer rather than old school phone.) And she demanded I pay the whole…

Kilgrave had a bad case of “affluenza”.

Hitting on everything in sight...

My boyfriend asked me who Simpson was suppose to be. I told him it was if Captain America went wrong. Just like when Kilgrave’s father told Trish that the pills couldn’t change his personality, just super strength him. Cap is who he is because at his core, he’s a damn awesome American and human being.

I have to…