Can’t tell if this is Hailee Steinfeld...which would also mean Petra from Ender’s Game cameo.

I would have also put in Watchmen in this scene.

Any payment processing really.

I feel like that show on uhhh TLC or some sort of abbreviated network is going to pick up their story and pay them anyway. Maybe they thought each other was sterile and attributed the pregnancy symptoms for stress? I mean...lack of period...weight gain...

Farmer’s Markets yo.

Became crazy horse lady before it was cool.

Reading this on a Nokia Lumia... So happy with my phone.

My friend plays magic and he puts sleeves on his card. When I introduced him to CAH, he felt the urge to sleeve all my CAH cards because you can pretty much stack them together and they’ll slide into each other. No card bending necessary.

I’m 4’11” at 100 lbs and I love the santoku because it’s way easier for me to handle than most chef knives.

Endless pancakes. Have you seen the CD for the Deadpool game?

I work as a barista and get up at 5am for my opening shift. And on those nights, I think, oh falling asleep is going to be easy. Nope. Sometimes still not asleep by 1am.

I had a table of 25 come in to my family's restaurant with out reservations. This is 25 with like 5 mixed families, adults on one side, kids on the other. The head of this clusterfuck demands we do separate checks (per head, even kids) and he sees that I have my order book set up by seat numbers to take order, and…

My parents did that because they sucked at finance, so they didn't want me to know how bad it was. But I think economics in high school should at least help us learn to do taxes, or fake taxes and be able to enter in the information to some fake database. (We were able to do a stocks exchange contest, but you know,…

My daycare had a dental hygienist come in with model teeth to show us how to create a good dental routine. The rest is up to parents though. In high school, sex ed kinda covered it. But again, not all States have sex ed. And SF's was pretty comprehensive. Even in college, one of my electives was Sex & Relationships,…

I have a shellfish allergy and I'm Asian American and I work in the hospitality industry (10+ years in a family business). So when my friends and I go to eat at an Asian place, we're very wary about our shared dishes. We went to a pretty popular South East Asian mix restaurant. Where we order sauteed green beans with…

Guessing that it's more for seduction and movement/agility than actual protection. Objective is not to get hit in the first place.

I never thought it was anything but wax haha Fancy ass Nik-L-Nips

I bring this up at my job with coworkers constantly, it's hilarious. We all have our own stories to tell. 10+ years in a family business in San Francisco's Marina district, so many stories...

Devil's advocate, I'm allergic to peanuts (although they're legumes, but not allergic to other legumes) but not any other nuts, aka tree nuts. But I think pistachios and hazelnuts are both tree nuts right? There are also people who are allergic to cooked fruit, but can have fresh, vice versa. Oh the world.

I loved the chip off your shoulder moment. The wit in this movie is what got me really, I can't wait for my boyfriend to see it. This movie, by far, is one out of a long string of movies that I came out really happy I'd seen it. I followed this prescreening with a prescreening of Project Almanac (headache, I'm not…