Farmer’s Markets yo.

Became crazy horse lady before it was cool.

My friend plays magic and he puts sleeves on his card. When I introduced him to CAH, he felt the urge to sleeve all my CAH cards because you can pretty much stack them together and they’ll slide into each other. No card bending necessary.

I’m 4’11” at 100 lbs and I love the santoku because it’s way easier for me to handle than most chef knives.

I work as a barista and get up at 5am for my opening shift. And on those nights, I think, oh falling asleep is going to be easy. Nope. Sometimes still not asleep by 1am.

I had a table of 25 come in to my family's restaurant with out reservations. This is 25 with like 5 mixed families, adults on one side, kids on the other. The head of this clusterfuck demands we do separate checks (per head, even kids) and he sees that I have my order book set up by seat numbers to take order, and…

My parents did that because they sucked at finance, so they didn't want me to know how bad it was. But I think economics in high school should at least help us learn to do taxes, or fake taxes and be able to enter in the information to some fake database. (We were able to do a stocks exchange contest, but you know,…

My daycare had a dental hygienist come in with model teeth to show us how to create a good dental routine. The rest is up to parents though. In high school, sex ed kinda covered it. But again, not all States have sex ed. And SF's was pretty comprehensive. Even in college, one of my electives was Sex & Relationships,…

I have a shellfish allergy and I'm Asian American and I work in the hospitality industry (10+ years in a family business). So when my friends and I go to eat at an Asian place, we're very wary about our shared dishes. We went to a pretty popular South East Asian mix restaurant. Where we order sauteed green beans with…

I never thought it was anything but wax haha Fancy ass Nik-L-Nips

I bring this up at my job with coworkers constantly, it's hilarious. We all have our own stories to tell. 10+ years in a family business in San Francisco's Marina district, so many stories...

Devil's advocate, I'm allergic to peanuts (although they're legumes, but not allergic to other legumes) but not any other nuts, aka tree nuts. But I think pistachios and hazelnuts are both tree nuts right? There are also people who are allergic to cooked fruit, but can have fresh, vice versa. Oh the world.

Time to be come a Canadian...

It's like Cerberus but I wouldn't mind going to the underworld for this. I'd be at the gates all the time.

It's the internet. Pics or your corgis don't exist!

A lot of really tall people tend to slouch because they got use to trying not to stand out in school if they were heads taller. Or just because they have to duck under things. I'm short, so I don't have that problem, but I have friends who can be basketball players and their posture isn't great.

Oh you mean stand at attention....

Don't lock your knees if you stand like this for a long period of time. I've had people pass out after moving again.

I remember when it first came out, I found the fanfiction online, I don't think it was even for Kindle. Just stuff you'd find on fanfiction.net or others like it. Even some stuff on there is tons better, because they have good beta readers.

Still, didn't she have any beta readers that had some concept of the English language... eh it's based off of Twilight anyway. Knowing that, when I tried to read it (oh the peer pressure of my girl friends) I got 10 pages in and gave up. My face would cringe at horrible the sentences were. And her desire to not let…

No hope for the future.