That bothered me quite a bit, but it was so short that I quickly moved on. I was yelling at her to just kill them though (there was a lot of yelling at the TV last night).

Srsly, tag in Lady Olenna. She would take care of those sprouts.

It really pissed me off. Those kids are dead some of them dead for centuries.

if there’s one thing i’ve learned in watching game of thrones, if you tell your loved ones “i’ll be right back,” your ass is going to die, RIP, random wildling lady.

I see you Caitlyn with a C.

I love IG for this...love it! lol And on a serious note, I love the positive comments people have. I hope it does open up dialogue and helps people put a face to transgender issues and the process of making the transition. Wishful thinking, but one can hope.

Dear sweet shitting Christ.

I scared my cat by letting out a huge guffaw.

I had just boarded the subway for an hour-long trip when a dude took the seat directly across from me, placing himself in prime position to spit some sweet talk. I had overheard his buddies mention their destination, and I knew I’d be stuck with this guy for the full duration of what was now certain to be an agonizing…

When I was about 13, I pretended to be a soon to be mother on a baby name message board. I really liked baby names at the time (girl names only, der), carefully maintaining lists for all my future children. This was back around 2001 so it was a very primitive message boards, but I was extremely active, becoming a top…

This isn’t very nice but whatever.

Our dorm filled a few weeks before Tropicana at UCSB. We went over, pretended to be RA’s and convinced kids to allow us to search their fridges and take their beer! It was awesome!

I once spent the day being RobGronkowski’sPartyBusBartender and let someone else do the driving. It was a lot more fun for me, but somehow we ended up in Phoenix. Not that big a deal except we were going from New York to Miami. I guess we should have taken the left turn at Albuquerque.

I pretended to be straight for 20 years. Does that count?

“No it’s cool because we said ‘African American’ instead of ‘black,’ which means we aren’t racist.”

If you two do get married, I have a wedding theme for you. UMBRELLAS!!!! And it would be so fitting if it rained on the day. :-)

Of course that fucker brags about raping women.

THIS. What is the obsession of getting married to someone that doesn’t want to get married to you? I can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than begging someone to propose. If you’re that desperate to get hitched, switch the gender expectation!

An ultimatum proposal is the most unromantic thing I can imagine,…

Jesus Christ, I scrolled down quickly to get away from the picture of Mr. Potato Head and immediately scrolled back up once I hit that freak’s mugshot. NOWHERE IS SAFE.