That sounds like a good plan. I got invited to 9 weddings this year and am passing on 4 (the others are very close friends or the wedding is in town), and so far no one’s cut me out of their lives. I love celebrating with friends, but like you said, making it to every single wedding is too much.

This is a such a good advice. There will always be assholes who don’t like what you are posting. It may be something going on with them or it may be they are assholes, but don’t let that stop you from doing you. If you are coming from a positive place then keep them coming!

My travel photo philosophy is to post things that are aesthetically pleasing or funny, not just “hey! I’m at [destination]” my friends and family dig the baby photos (I’m definitely one of those people when I’m not traveling), but boring photos of awesome places are tedious.

I like looking at my friends’ vacation pictures just as much as I like posting mine. I think you have to be a very bitter, jealous person if it bothers you to see your friends having fun abroad. Same with relationship pics. Be happy for your friends!

I’m a whore at any altitude above sea level.

Space slattern!

jesus. can you imagine going there (yes, i know, people should not go there) but...

I read through a lot of the comments on the restaurant’s FB page yesterday. Some of them were quite disturbing...one commenter who appeared to be very familiar with the bar and its owner insinuated that she’d been sexually assaulted there (possibly when she was a minor), and that the owner and his friends were…

I find the older ladies so much more interesting fashion wise. Iris, and the ladies from advanced style, random senior citizens on the street, WHATEVER, they just do not give a fuck, they wear what makes them happy and feel beautiful and rad. The problem I’ve always had with fashion (besides being fat) is there are so…

This quote about clutter in TheNYT:
“I love clutter. I think being totally minimal shows a lack of history and soul, and I find it sort of pitiful. I think it’s wonderful to have stuff and live with memories and things you enjoy.” Yes. Love her. She is superb.

Someone has already performed a jailbreak on their Apple watch specifically for the purpose of adding a fart button.

I have a six year old boy. I use my fart app as much as I use my weather app.

“You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.” - Louis CK

Counterpoint: the only justifiable reason for owning an Apple watch is for fart apps

Clearly that man is not a native Californian. I attended a beach wedding in California and drunken attendees were dancing in sand in flip flops and they seemed to be in their natural element. My East Coast concession to California Casual was to wear just a sport coat rather than a suit. I must have looked like Mitt…

OMG. This is priceless.

I feel like I just watched one of those infomercials where they make everyday tasks look impossibly hard

I remember seeing this when it came out like 10 years (or so) ago, and thinking “Thank God, there isn’t video of me and my drunken fuckfaced bullshit.” I feel bad for our man, here, but he seems to have gotten on, all right...

Okay, see...THIS!

Yeah. They are the littluns who are gay. They’re in a gloriously nascent period of not having to be closeted or out, just...them, proudly. It’s fucking awesome.