I love that dog so much that I am afraid if he told me a racist joke, I might laugh because of his face. But obv he would never do that.

SO TRUE

YES

Anytime I see anything about Leah from Teen Mom, I hear Reba belting out “Fancy” in my head.

I thought learning the art of Mostly Quiet Sex was a teenage right of passage??? If theres occasional neighbor sex going on I don’t care, but the theatrics are unnecessary.

The neighbor, when reached for comment:

Any repetitive noises that you can’t control are really irritating, especially in your own home. It sucks that you can’t blast music, have loud sex, or thump around your apartment without bothering others, but that’s the cost of shared space.

Yep! I mean, any dress any length can be ugly.

If your name is Tom, beware of those RVs...

I watched it a couple of times. Hooray for Amy Schumer for taking this issue on as bluntly as she did. It was funny and sad, since that is the actual attitude of so many football towns.

God this is some funny shit. I just watched it twice.

Not Pictured: Convenience Store Clerks who can’t believe it

Hope they quit the US when Hillary wins.

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

You didn’t “burn” the cop by any stretch of the imagination, and you didn’t use it “perfectly” in context. He wasn’t making some insult to which you gave a witty comeback, you were just a drunk asshole he was stopping from killing anyone else.

1) Stolen from Winston Churchill

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

burns are great but reactions are better

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