Along with access to an excellent kitchen, Gwen also has heaps of time to turn all that raw stuff into an edible meal...although I am interested to see how that haul will feed a whole family breakfast, lunch and dinner for seven days.

That is a much more apt description than twiggy alien man. And kind of disturbing. (And I am with you on Fairuza Balk.)

I mean...am I the only one not clutching my pearls about this? Yeah, I wouldn’t do it to another kid, but is it really the end of the world? Plus, isn’t the handle in his mouth?

Benedict Cumberbatch is a wonderful actor, with a fantastic voice, a brilliant mind, a sense of humor about himself, and now he has a lot of money too.

Yesssss I love her story too! It surprised me that she was an army brat, and she seems to downplay how smart/together she is. She’s one of the ones that you know could leave prison and just go resume a normal life again kind of like Piper.

Seriously, he looks like a twiggy alien man to me. I don’t get it. I mean, I’m a lesbian so my tastes are obviously not going to be the same as most of the population’s anyway, but I can normally understand why people find a certain celebrity attractive. Him though? Boggles my goddamn mind.

Yeah I was honestly waiting for one of you weirdos to go for the crotch.

Why the Hell Are People Licking this Statue of Benedict Cumberbatch?

Not gonna lie, I would have licked that statue in a very naughty place.

This is such a good comment, thank you.

This post reminds me of something.

Giuliana, I don’t think you’re going to score any points by talking shit about Joan now that she’s dead.

BRO DO U EVEN LIFT?

Whenever I see those dresses, all I can see is Naomi Harper.

As much as I HATE these people, I also get angry at everyone for giving them the attention that keeps them in the damn media 24/7.

Is it wrong that I want to rub the lotion onto Pharrell’s skin?

I'm really glad I'm not friends with a lot of people on here. Not because I'm greedy and want gifts for my wedding, but because people are totally missing the point of gift giving. I don't give people gifts to "pay my way" or out of some sort of obligation, I buy people I care about gifts because it brings them joy.…

I'm so fucking tacky. I totally should have checked with you first. My bad. It's been two years but I'll get on those apology notes right away.

Yeah, but as long as I've been alive, people have been putting registry info on their invites/save-the-dates, so, first of all, this is not a hill on which dying will do any good, and second, if social obligation is such that I'm expected to give a gift anyhow, then by all means fucking ask for what you want, because…