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LMAO at this whole "Argument". This whole thing is stupid. Humans of the world: EVERYONE LIKES AND DISLIKES DIFFERENT STUFF. AKA THERE IS A MATCH FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS/DOES NOT WANT/ TO DO/GIVE/RECIEVE/HAVE/BE WHATEVER THIS AND THAT. NOBODY SHOULD EVER DO SEXUAL STUFF THEY DONT WANT TO DO. ITS EXTREMELY SERIOUS. IF

I have never been able to come from penetration alone, and I am in the majority: Between 50 to 75 percent of women need clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm. A small portion of women are fortunate to have their clitoris positioned close enough to their vagina that they can come from just sex. Sadly, while my

You don't have to date her. That's the entire point. She can decide that she wants to receive but never give oral and the other part of the relationship can decide that he is either cool with that or not. Her reasons for not giving and only receiving are immaterial. She has the right to decide what she wants out of

because she had the audacity to declare to all the men of the world they would never be able to put their dicks in her mouth and that is an affront to the very essence of modern maleness - all mouths everywhere should someday aspire to hold their cocks.

Selfish when SHE'S not getting any? No.

Yeah, but a lot of times guys will say they're into eating pussy, then find reasons not to, or to do it really badly and refuse to take direction, then still expect a cookie for their time. I mean, if a woman blowing a guy started biting at him and refused to stop, you wouldn't hear people telling the guy that he

Sure and if you can find someone who wants to have a relationship where you don't date them or buy them presents for holidays or take them out to dinner, more power to you.

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

When did she get the "I need to speak with the manager" haircut?

I wish I was that fabulous NOW

how can all you kanye haters hate kanye when gems like this exist? look how f-in sweet he sounds. AND HE'S SUCH A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN.

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This owl is not fucking around and will haunt your dreams. Forever.

This owl is drunk and at the wrong house.

Are they filming through a glass door? If so, the owl is most likely checking out the weird, rude owl that won't get out of his fucking way.

The true horror of this encounter is that the idiot human videoed in portrait mode.

Girl, I will bring the fucking charcoal.

I am open to being proven wrong, but as far as I can tell there are exactly zero things appealing or relatable about Shailene Woodley. Stop trying to make Shailene Woodley happen, Shailene.

M'lady, he plays for the other team.

This is my life goal.

This story! It's beautiful! This is what people are voting against! YOU ARE ALL MONSTERS. BINGE WATCHING IS DAMN PEDESTRIAN. DRUNK GIRLS ARE A FUCKING ART FORM AND IT IS DYING AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.